The Birdcage versus Brokeback Mountain LOL!!!

The Birdcage

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Brokeback Mountain

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Simple. The three Birdcage combatants and the Brokeback Mountain "Cowboys" lol are locked in a military surplus store and forced to fight to the death. h2h and foreign objects are acceptable.

Perfectly good gay battle and no one posts............

Agador Spartacus can't walk(in shoes), Albert Goldman is a flaming queen to the Nth power and Armand Goldman is out of shape.

Vs.

Two fit cowboys with firearms experience.

Hmmm, let me think about this one and get back to you.

Obviously you've never seen a flaming homo fight haermm

Hmmm, I've watched the Lethal Weapon series of films. Oh snap, see that I did there, *****.

🙄 I love how you described the Brokeback boys as "fit." haermm

Somethin you wanna share?

They're young cowboys who spend a lot of time in the rough, they also probably **** each other a lot while out in the rough, good cardio, that.

So Mork from Ork has no chance here then?

Doubt he has any gun experience and his lover and housekeeper surely have none, so unless the two cowboys start butt-****ing each other and he happens to sneak up on them with a loaded weapon, he has none.

No guns in this battle.

The Homo Horsemen easily beat the cum glazed shit out of the Lounge Stars.

IF they can control their sexual tendencies.

So they kill and then the Barry White music plays.

😖hifty: ✅ haermm