Riggs and Murtaugh Vs The creeper
America's deep south.
Roger Murtaugh and his partner Martin Riggs are fishing in a inland bay on a break on Murtaugh's armed/flak jacketed tour of the southern states selling his book "You've been decaffanted".
As Murtaugh and Riggs swap stories about how they defeated the Shadow company goons, revoked the diplomatic status of those racist South africans, and the many women that Riggs has gotten shot and killed over the years, Wan, the boy they kept from the slave ring to assist them with cooking and other personal activities is snatched from the poop deck by something that neither Murtaugh or his life partner Riggs can make out, but it kind of looks like a big bat.
Both officers fire after the creature, but by the time Murtaugh is done cricking his neck ready to shoot and Riggs is done doing his OTT "Oh now im pissed, Rodge" bit, the target had escaped behind the treeline.
Both officers arm up with hunting rifles, handguns and automatics.
(Each has a concealed knife, also.)
Then they go to retreive their slave cookboy.
Can they beat the creeper before he returns to sleep and retrieve their maidboy...?