Jb Stories Part Deux

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT GATHER AROUND FOR SOME STORIES ABOUT ME JB. ANYWAY, I GO INTO WORK TODAY AND AIN'T NOTHING BUT PUTTING OUT STOCK. NOW I TELL YA, DOING THAT STOCK WAS HURTING ME PLUMS AS I BENT DOWN MORE THAN ME FAIR SHARE OF TIMES, SO IT BECOMES EVENING, AROUND CLOSE TIME AND THIS LAWRENCE ****, WHO COMES IN EVERY ****ING THURSDAY OR SOME SHIT SEES THE ****ING BATTLE STAR GALATICA BOXSET ON BLU-RAY AND STARTS HAVING A ****ING HEART ATTACK WITH ONE OF THE DVD PEOPLE AND IS ALL "OMFG THERE IS MORE ON THIS DVD THAN I THOUGHT" AND HE'S ALL GOING OFF ABOUT IT TOO ME AND I'M ALL "MATE, RECKON YOU FORGOT YOUR MED YOUR YOU AIN'T RIGHT IN THE HEAD" ANYWAY RECKON SOMETHING SOMETHING ABOS. THEN END.

Gay.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
Gay.

Mate, reckon you have some deal with one post in me threads and never coming back?

Two posts now haermm

No im just really bored in my english class, youre pretty cool.

MATE, ASK HIM IF HE THINKS LUKE SKYWALKER WAS A GOOD PILOT IN BATTLESTAR GALACTICA CAUSE SPOCK WAS A BIT ALRIGHT IN THE FIRST ONE.

EPICEST FAIL

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
Two posts now haermm

No im just really bored in my english class, youre pretty cool.

You're a bit of alright yourself.

Originally posted by Hazardous
MATE, ASK HIM IF HE THINKS LUKE SKYWALKER WAS A GOOD PILOT IN BATTLESTAR GALACTICA CAUSE SPOCK WAS A BIT ALRIGHT IN THE FIRST ONE.

MATE, I AIN'T GOING NEAR THAT ****. ALTHOUGH THIS HOT CHICK I WORK WITH WAS ALL TALKING TO ME FOR AGES AND I'M ALL THIS IS IT, RECKON I ASK HER OUT, WAS ALL TALKING TO HER, TOLD ME CO-WORKER I WAS GOING TO BONK HER IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS AND ME CO-WORKER IS ALL "MATE, BIT OF A LESBO" MATE, TELL YOU, FML.

Originally posted by Hazardous
MATE, ASK HIM IF HE THINKS LUKE SKYWALKER WAS A GOOD PILOT IN BATTLESTAR GALACTICA CAUSE SPOCK WAS A BIT ALRIGHT IN THE FIRST ONE.

Originally posted by Kram3r
You're a bit of alright yourself.

MATE, I AIN'T GOING NEAR THAT ****. ALTHOUGH THIS HOT CHICK I WORK WITH WAS ALL TALKING TO ME FOR AGES AND I'M ALL THIS IS IT, RECKON I ASK HER OUT, WAS ALL TALKING TO HER, TOLD ME CO-WORKER I WAS GOING TO BONK HER IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS AND ME CO-WORKER IS ALL "MATE, BIT OF A LESBO" MATE, TELL YOU, FML.

Originally posted by BakaXero
What about Teal'c?

Mate, honest to ****, mean this in the nicest way, no ****ing idea what you talk about half the ****ing time. Bit of Barker ver 2.0

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
Sucks.

Mate, reckon I head back to Boston, get me some of them New England chicks. Saw them, reckon I was a bit in love.

Originally posted by Kram3r
You're a bit of alright yourself.

MATE, I AIN'T GOING NEAR THAT ****. ALTHOUGH THIS HOT CHICK I WORK WITH WAS ALL TALKING TO ME FOR AGES AND I'M ALL THIS IS IT, RECKON I ASK HER OUT, WAS ALL TALKING TO HER, TOLD ME CO-WORKER I WAS GOING TO BONK HER IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS AND ME CO-WORKER IS ALL "MATE, BIT OF A LESBO" MATE, TELL YOU, FML.

MATE, WEAR A WIG, SHE WONT KNOW. SLIP IT IN QUIETLY, ACT LIKE WAS ACCIDENT. WIN.

Originally posted by BakaXero
What about Teal'c?

He's black. ermmnone

Originally posted by Hazardous
MATE, WEAR A WIG, SHE WONT KNOW. SLIP IT IN QUIETLY, ACT LIKE WAS ACCIDENT. WIN.

Reckon. haermm

Church's chicken!

Originally posted by Kram3r
Mate, honest to ****, mean this in the nicest way, no ****ing idea what you talk about half the ****ing time. Bit of Barker ver 2.0

Mate, reckon I head back to Boston, get me some of them New England chicks. Saw them, reckon I was a bit in love.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Mate, honest to ****, mean this in the nicest way, no ****ing idea what you talk about half the ****ing time. Bit of Barker ver 2.0

It's okay. I don't bloody know either.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Church's chicken!

<3 u.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
There are some fine looking women here ✅
Where were you again?
Woburn? Waltham?

The latter, haha. I'll definitely be coming there more regularly soon though, because of family and etc. All jokes aside, NE is hella ****ing pretty.

Originally posted by Kram3r
<3 u.

The latter, haha. I'll definitely be coming there more regularly soon though, because of family and etc. All jokes aside, NE is hella ****ing pretty.

Sometimes winter sucks though.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
Indeed ✅

Sometimes winter sucks though.

Haha, you know, it was probably wasn't the coldest winter for me! I think because I was rugged up waaaay too much and I was too excited with being in America I didn't notice the cold until like the last two days. I was all "****, this state is cold.". California winter is pretty much like Sydney winter though.

You're all homos.

Staff discount?