Pissed off Russian Throws Cup at Mona Lisa

Started by Red Nemesis4 pages

Originally posted by truejedi
just all painting, in general?

interesting viewpoint. Like just artwork? Or mebbe painted furniture is hideous? or painted walls? or cars? All about wood and chrome are we?

YAY PEDANTS!

What is the actual significance of the Mona Lisa?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
What is the actual significance of the Mona Lisa?

1) Painted by a very famous and renowned man

2) Depicts a portrait against a fictional background, which was very rare at the time.

3) It's very old

Originally posted by Robtard
1) Painted by a very famous and renowned man

2) Depicts a portrait against a fictional background, which was very rare at the time.

3) It's very old


4) The smile... duh.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
4) The smile... duh.

That's a smirk.

Originally posted by Robtard
That's a smirk.
Whatever it is, It's probably the thing you associate most with the painting.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Whatever it is, It's probably the thing you associate most with the painting.

Nah.

That's Leonardo da Vinci.

Second would probably be the smile.

😄

Originally posted by dadudemon
Nah.

That's Leonardo da Vinci.

Second would probably be the smile.

😄


Six of one, half a dozen of the other really.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Whatever it is, It's probably the thing you associate most with the painting.

Na, it's her refined pose; how her breast, neck and face radiate in the same light of the painting. How her right hand rest gracefully on her left, letting us know that she's both a virtuous and faithful woman. The semi-abstractness of he lack of facial hair, including eyelash and eyebrow is another instant grabber to the viewers eye.

"Oh, Pwned", *****.

Erm.... No.... It's the smile people remember.

Originally posted by Robtard
Na, it's her refined pose; how her breast, neck and face radiate in the same light of the painting. How her right hand rest gracefully on her left, letting us know that she's both a virtuous and faithful woman. The semi-abstractness of he lack of facial hair, including eyelash and eyebrow is another instant grabber to the viewers eye.

"Oh, Pwned", *****.

I thought that was just the style back then?...the missing eyebrows, I mean.

Whoopie Goldberg didn't exist.

*checks the interwebz*

I have to be right.

Compare and contrast the Mona Lisa with the Maddalena Doni.

Edit - And eff you guys and your tiny monitors. Upgrade to widescreen, newbz.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I thought that was just the style back then?...the missing eyebrows, I mean.

**** if I know, I plagiarized Wiki to sound erudite and "pwn" his ass, you tool.

Originally posted by Robtard
**** if I know, I plagiarized Wiki to sound erudite and "pwn" his ass, you tool.

Well excuuuuuuuse me, princess.

its kind of cool how being a fatass was considered beautiful back in the day.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I thought that was just the style back then?...the missing eyebrows, I mean.

Whoopie Goldberg didn't exist.

*checks the interwebz*

I have to be right.

Compare and contrast the Mona Lisa with the Maddalena Doni.

Edit - And eff you guys and your tiny monitors. Upgrade to widescreen, newbz.

A lot of artists in Raffaello´s day used Da Vinci´s work as a bases. Looks like he copied it and added his own bits🙂

I wouldn't mind having a threesome with the Mona Lisa and the Magdelna Doni.

mmm

Here's footage of the woman throwing the cup at the Mona Lisa.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=related

She sure is pissed.

Originally posted by WhoopeeDee
I maybe the only man in the world that is willing to have sex with the Mona Lisa (the actual model not the painting)

Oh gawd! I'm so lonely.

The painting is said to be leonardo had he been born a woman..

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Here's footage of the woman throwing the cup at the Mona Lisa.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=related

She sure is pissed.

Bahaha phuck you! 😛

its kind of cool how being a fatass was considered beautiful back in the day.

There are countries in the world today who hold their slightly larger women up there as the most beautiful women in the world and find skinny women inferior compared. The women in the paintings are hardly that fat anyway, slight chubby.

Originally posted by MildPossession
There are countries in the world today who hold their slightly larger women up there as the most beautiful women in the world and find skinny women inferior compared. The women in the paintings are hardly that fat anyway, slight chubby.

rural areas in East Africa, especially Mauritania, find obese women to be beautiful.

There are social issues with forced feeding and heart disease.