Movie Icon Bar Room Brawl

The following characters have been unknowingly placed in a bar that is about to have a spectacularly gruesome brawl involving some of the most popular characters to ever grace the screen. Each combatant is unarmed but are fighting drunk. They can use materials that could be found in a bar like glass, bottles, silverware, chairs, etc. One the brawl starts everyone else that was in the room prior disappears. The only people in the bar at the time of the fight are the six combatants listed below. For a contestant to be eliminated they must be killed. Please give thorough explanations of your used logic that help you come to your decision. Who walks out alive?

Combatants
*John McClane (Bruce Willis/Die Hard)
*James Bond (Sean Connery/Dr. No)
*The Joker (Heath Ledger/The Dark Knight)
*John Rambo (Sylvester Stallone/First Blood)
*Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford/Raiders of the Lost Ark)
*Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt/Fight Club)

Has to be Rambo. Simply cause he is the best here. The rest are rather noob.

But thank God Riggs is not in here. Smart decision.

I didn't want this to be a fight with a bunch of highly skilled martial artists. We've been there and done that. I envisioned this as a brawl between a bunch of sloppy but tough fighters duking it out in a bar room fistfight.

Riggs is not highly skilled. But he's skilled enough to be superior to damn near everyone H2H-wise IMO. Plus, I didn't want to put up with all the trolling that comes with the "John McClane vs Martin Riggs" debate.

What H2H feats does Rambo have? He's probably in the best physical shape out of everyone here? John McClane and James Bond are front runners in my eyes. Durden and Joker are just damn durable and pain tolerant.

Rambo. He stomps the rest like......bad. Indy comes in second.

What H2H feats does Rambo have?

Indy in second? I'd take McClane and Bond over him by a mile.

This aint gonna be "h2h", not how you are implying. This is gonna be using barstools, pool cues, bottles, whatever they can grab. Never seen Bond in a barroom brawl (not that I can remember), McClane has no SUV lying around to use on the others. Indy has shown what he can do in a barroom brawl, and Rambo...dude, it's Rambo.

Dude it's Rambo? Have you seen Bond? Brawling is what he does. He makes weapons out of things like chairs all the time.

wjhat bout tyler.he has the entire project mayhem army behind him.hell.the bartender is probably a member
but rambo will probably win

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Dude it's Rambo? Have you seen Bond? Brawling is what he does. He makes weapons out of things like chairs all the time.

What about him? Read the rules. I specifically stated that no one gets any help and once the brawl starts the 6 combatants are the only individuals present in the room.

Tyler has impressive damage soak but no real skill. I'd say he can handle Joker but Bond, McClane, and probably Rambo would be too much for him in individual combat.

Joker will get first blood by pulling out a variation of the pencil trick on someone, likely Tyler. After that I'd be willing to put my money on either Indy or Rambo, the former because he's already well skilled in bar combat, the latter because of his physical strength and skill.

Then again, they are all drunk, so I'm not sure how it'd affect some of them.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
What about him? Read the rules. I specifically stated that no one gets any help and once the brawl starts the 6 combatants are the only individuals present in the room.

Tyler has impressive damage soak but no real skill. I'd say he can handle Joker but Bond, McClane, and probably Rambo would be too much for him in individual combat.

Can someone show me a video feat of Rambo's skill in H2H combat?

Have you not seen the Rambo movies?

I've seen First Blood all the way through. The rest I've just seen scenes of him taking out scores of cannon fodder with M60's and such. No real h2h fight scenes except for maybe one.

His ability of unarmed combat didn't strike me as great when he broke out of the police station in the first film.

Actually the scene where he pwned the deputies h2h was pretty significant. He was unarmed and had his arms locked behind him.

That showed strength, yes, but I'm looking for skill or technique.

Let me ask you a question? Do you know Bond's skill in H2H? Have you seen his films?

Strength? Dude, it showed his abilities to take on several men and pwn haermm

Bond is good, but I dont see him taking Rambo down.

I answered your question? Could you do the same for me?

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Do you know Bond's skill in H2H? Have you seen his films?

Let's face it, those cops sucked. They were pretty stupid as well.

Plus you got when Rambo fought the Thai stick guy in Rambo II, and Rambo constantly taking on steroid pumping Russians. And he never loses.