Batman vs Galactus

5 years, Batman puts together a scheme so big it makes Annihilation's plot seem closer that of a bad porno flick.
Batman not only orchestrates the defeat of Galactus, but somehow ends up majority shareholder of the Shiar empire.

unbelievable... this definately shows who's a Batman fanboy...

and what's with all the IQ stuff? There not playing chess or something, Richards defeated Galactus with the UN

Originally posted by Parmaniac
unbelievable... this definately shows who's a Batman fanboy...

Galactus' cosmic pube accidentally falls on Batman and kills him.

Originally posted by Juntai
No, it shows who's not taking the thread seriously.

ok if that's the case (wich it should otherwise it's ridiculous) I can live with it 🙂 (but I'm sure as hell there are a few people that actually give Batman the majority here...)

Can Batman get the Anti-Life Equation? If so, he could possibly win

And what if it's a bloodlust Galactus?

Batman: "Haha, I created a device to absorb cosmic energy 'cause I'm Batman and I'm AWESOME!"

Galactus: "I heard you accross the universe, earthling called Batman. With that said, I am not coming to your planet, I will just crush it! Herald... My Rage!"
*Earth explose*

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
And what if it's a bloodlust Galactus?

Batman: "Haha, I created a device to absorb cosmic energy 'cause I'm Batman and I'm AWESOME!"

Galactus: "I heard you accross the universe, earthling called Batman. With that said, I am not coming to your planet, I will just crush it! Herald... My Rage!"
*Earth explose*

Originally posted by Juntai
Batman would be prepared for that, and absorb all of it.

Oh really? And what about Galactus morphing him in, like, a fart for exemple? How do you prepare yourself getting moleculary changing into something else?

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Oh really? And what about Galactus morphing him in, like, a fart for exemple? How do you prepare yourself getting moleculary changing into something else?

Batman should win....batarang ftw

Originally posted by Juntai
Batman would be prepared for that, and absorb all of it.

Originally posted by Lord Feron
not only that but he will continue to absorb til Galactus is nothing! Then Batman becomes a cosmic abstract! Then proceed to batkick all reality!

Batman becoming a cosmic abstract would be a downgrade.

Originally posted by Juntai
5 years, Batman puts together a scheme so big it makes Annihilation's plot seem closer that of a bad porno flick.
Batman not only orchestrates the defeat of Galactus, but somehow ends up majority shareholder of the Shiar empire.

^ This sort of thing takes away everything i love about batman. 🙁

kinda puts the joker/batman relationship in a different light. (unless the joker turns out to be a 5th dimensional imp, and this whole endlessly fighting crime thing is a cruel joke perpetuated by the joker's power.)

One Batkick... BOOOM!!

Galactus's armor is breached, and his sentient being is dispersed throughout space.

All Batman really has to do during that 5 years is twiddle his thumbs, or get fat so he's more in his weightclass.

Bruce wins and becomes BATALCTUS!

You know maaaaaaybe its possible for batman to win if he gets a hold of the ultimate nullifier.

But come on....hes the "GOD**** BATMAN" of course hes gonna win...lol

Galactus feeds on Batman's energies for the rest of eternity.

Originally posted by Mindset
Galactus feeds on Batman's energies for the rest of eternity.