Dumbass I.Q. battle!!!

The following guys are taking an I.Q. test together:

Forrest Gump
Tugg Speedman
Bubba (Forrest Gump)
Zoolander
Hansel
Harry and Lloyd (Dumb and Dumber)

Who scores highest? Lowest? They are all armed with a #2 pencil and calculator.

Feel free to add more dumbasses I might have forgotten.

nice to meet u again good sir

tugg scores highest
zoolander scores lowest

the order is
tugg-he took a while to find out his predicament but he was in no way stupid
forrest gump
bubba
hansel
harry and lloyd
zoolander

luv how u got 2 ben stiller characters and u seem to luv tropic thunder.although can't blame u.tom cruise was the most badass producer ever in that

I'd put Karl Childers in there from Sling Blade....hmmm...hmmm

I'd say Tugg scores the highest...and don't know about in between. But, I think Gump scores last...he only knows what love is, apparently..lol.

Could've put in Napolean Dynamite.

I would put Forrest Gump as the smartest. He fails at life, but I don't think his intelligence is as low as these other guys.

Lloyd or Zoolander would be definitely last. I think both of them can't really read (or 'read good' lol). But at least Lloyd can be cunning, stealing Harry's girlfriend like a ninja and also spiking him with Lax.

Forrest Gump is clinically a reh-tard, he gets by with McClane-esque luck.

The others are merely dumb-asses by all accounts. Though Harry and Lloyd were probably close to reh-tard level.

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
I'd put Karl Childers in there from Sling Blade....hmmm...hmmm

I'd say Tugg scores the highest...and don't know about in between. But, I think Gump scores last...he only knows what love is, apparently..lol.

Lennie Small comes in, solos the test, then accidentally kills all* the others with his brand of affection.

*Except Gump who as mentioned has the McLuck of the devil, and enough combat experience to evade the hugs.*

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Lennie Small comes in, solos the test, then accidentally kills all* the others with his brand of affection.

*Except Gump who as mentioned has the McLuck of the devil, and enough combat experience to evade the hugs.*

nope.even he would get above zoolander who is truly the biggest dumbass of them all

Zoolander IS pretty dumb.
I'll grant you that....

But Gump destroys him. As does Lennie.

I'm going with Sling Blade Karl.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'm going with Sling Blade Karl.

Karl was a retard, but he was savvy enough to fix things and was aware enough to kill Dwight Yoakem in order for the boy to have a chance.

Lennie was a retard through and through. All he did was crush mice, crush the hand of jerk with a Napolean complex and toss hay-bales about. He litterally had the mind of a 5 year old; a retarded five year old at that.

a building for ants!?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
a building for ants!?

There's no doubt Zoolander is a complete dumb-ass, another example would be "the files are in the computer?", then he proceeds to smash it.

But he's still not clinically retarded, as Lennie is.

Originally posted by Robtard
There's no doubt Zoolander is a complete dumb-ass, another example would be "the files are in the computer?", then he proceeds to smash it.

But he's still not clinically retarded, as Lennie is.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
yes but that was hansel who said that about the files i think

Matilda (on phone): The files are in the computer.

Hansel: She said the files are in the computer.

Zoolander: In the co-puter? Begins smashing.

Ok...what about Mary's brother in Somethin' about Mary?

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
Ok...what about Mary's brother in Somethin' about Mary?

A retard, probably lower than Lennie. Lennie probably as greater retard-strength though.

Thats Warren, I didnt include him because, well, he is the dumbest of the dumb.

I just thought about Joe Dirt...dude was dippin' his fries into frozen shit...now that's bad..lol.

Bill and Ted maybe?