Sentry - Class One Dipsh*t - Holds back powers, doesn't care about losing. Goes all-out once, loses anyway. Doesn't think to BFR. Doesn't blitz. Incredible powerset, fights like a brick.
Silver Surfer - Chronic Jackass Syndrome - Possesses inexhaustible phenomenal cosmic powers, yet usually just flies around blasting ineffective energy blasts, or actually resorts to brawling.
Superman - Sub-Level Douche - Even when evil, has managed to get himself KO'd by a schizo in a bat suit using gadgets. Never thinks to heat-beam atomize the Kryptonite.
Green Lantern - First Class a**hole - Can create anything, limited only by imagination and the occasional low-battery, never thinks to throw everyone into space or the sun, or inflate a bubble in the badguys, or suffocate them, or do the magic-box trick where you segment the body into three chunks. He can do anything, but doesn't.
The Thing - N/A - Besides thinking he can ever take on the Hulk, and losing to a five-foot-five Canadian, Thing is usually relatively rational with his abilities.
Originally posted by Master Court
Sentry - Class One Dipsh*t - Holds back powers, doesn't care about losing. Goes all-out once, loses anyway. Doesn't think to BFR. Doesn't blitz. Incredible powerset, fights like a brick.Silver Surfer - Chronic Jackass Syndrome - Possesses inexhaustible phenomenal cosmic powers, yet usually just flies around blasting ineffective energy blasts, or actually resorts to brawling.
Superman - Sub-Level Douche - Even when evil, has managed to get himself KO'd by a schizo in a bat suit using gadgets. Never thinks to heat-beam atomize the Kryptonite.
Green Lantern - First Class ******* - Can create anything, limited only by imagination and the occasional low-battery, never thinks to throw everyone into space or the sun, or inflate a bubble in the badguys, or suffocate them, or do the magic-box trick where you segment the body into three chunks. He can do anything, but doesn't.
The Thing - N/A - Besides thinking he can ever take on the Hulk, and losing to a five-foot-five Canadian, Thing is usually relatively rational with his abilities.
Fail.
Btw, why the f*ck isn't Thor in this? He'd definitely get my vote.
Well because Thor has balls..
1#He ain't afraid to seriously and properly f*ck someone up
2#He hasn't got the same kind of morals that hold Superman and Surfer back.
3#He doesn't has a gay split personality like Sentry.
4#He got the same fighting spirit as Ben Grim but he just doesn't suck at it.
5#You just got to give the man props for putting Ironman in his place in Thor 3# after Tony's been acting like a *sshole in Civil war.