I have two more that come to mind. In Summer of last year I went to see The Strangers. The projector ****ed up. The theater offered to either refund our money, give us a free pass, or a free movie right then and there. My friend and I went to see the Incredible Hulk instead. But there were two elderly white women(mid 60's) in The Strangers cinema with us. Amidst the technical difficulties we turned around and asked were they in right movie. Two grandma's in a horror/slasher film? 🤨 One of them said, "Child after what I been put through with my ex-husband, ain't no movie scare me!" 😱
I also went to see POTC 3 with a friend. There were technical difficulties for about 15 minutes. I should've asked for my money back. It was a horrible and long film in addition to the technical difficulties with the projector.
Originally posted by Impediment😆
I went with a friend to see Next Friday in the theater on opening night. We were the only two white boys, literally, in the entire theater. We walked out after 30 minutes.
Empire Strikes Back Special Edition- The films tears during the Battle of Hoth, the theater refuses to hand out free movie passes or refunds and instead makes everyone wait an hour while the new projectionist figures out how to reload the film and work the vertical hold.
Watchmen-Midnight premier. The theater loads the reels in the wrong order so we end up watching the ending and the credits in the middle of the film and it ends with Jon telling Laurie to dry her tears. The theater doesn't tell any of the confused people and pissed off people who haven't read the graphic novel what happened and just quietly hands out free passes.
Punisher-A 45 year old guy takes his 4 year old to a movie full of violence, nudity, and bad language and proceeds to call me "a ****ing irresponsible piece of shit" in front of his kid for using the word "ass" within earshot before the movie.
Love Me If You Dare-My date and I get busted half naked in the car after the movie by the owner of the Walgreens behind the Landmark Mayan on Broadway, only to realize that half of the local band Loser Syndrome who had been playing at the Gothic down the street have been leering at us for the last fifteen minutes.
Went to see matirx reloaded with a couple of friends, and these kids behind us kept saying ooooo when they saw something sexual. so when the chick is eating the cake and they do the crotch scene they were oooooooo. finally at the end while we were waiting for the trailer for revolutions they were talking again when it started and the 3 of us turned around at the same time, but we didn't plan this, and said would you kids STFU.
Also when i went to see GIJOE for the 2nd time some guy brought is 4 year old and he kept asking questions loudly, like is that GI JOE???
What really gets me close to losing it is when people lol during horror movies, especially when it's a serious horror movie, especially during a kill. And the more vicious the kill the louder the laugh. Girls/women especially excell at this. Especially teeny boppers. That's why i'll never go to a pg-13 horror movie ever, ever again. Me a my lady went to see either unborn or uninvited back earlier this year and man was it painful to be there with all those Myli Cyress and Jonas brothers fans. I just wanted to stand up and shout "Yo! Shut the fcuk up and watch the movie ya little shits, damn! Don't make me fcuking come down there, for real.." but i know that's what they wanted: attention. But that was the last straw.
I'm not saying be scared but to giggle loudly on purpose/laugh/and make follow up scary noises?
I also hate it when a scary part comes, like the creature or killer comes outta nowhere/with the loud sound and startles the crowd, and people laugh. That sh*t right there gets me just gets me nausious.
But you gotta try and keep your cool on the outside cause it's a movie and as an adult unfortunately you can't go around bludgening annoying kids that fcuk up movie experiences that you pay to watch in peace and quiet..
Originally posted by Nemesis X
I saw six people leaving during the middle of the movie and they never came back 😆
I went to see Batman Begins with my mom and dad, my mom asked my father a question during a loud action sequence(the batmobile sequence near the end), so she had to raise her voice, but she was still loud when it was over, so she quieted down and said sorry. But this fat white guy behind us kicked her chair really hard and told her to shut the F*ck up. I stood up and asked him if he had a problem with my mom, and he told me that the b*tch needed to shut the F*ck up. Long story short, I had to leave the movie early because I walked all up and down his ass for about 3 minutes, broke his nose, nearly broke his arm.
Originally posted by KingD19
I went to see Batman Begins with my mom and dad, my mom asked my father a question during a loud action sequence(the batmobile sequence near the end), so she had to raise her voice, but she was still loud when it was over, so she quieted down and said sorry. But this fat white guy behind us kicked her chair really hard and told her to shut the F*ck up. I stood up and asked him if he had a problem with my mom, and he told me that the b*tch needed to shut the F*ck up. Long story short, I had to leave the movie early because I walked all up and down his ass for about 3 minutes, broke his nose, nearly broke his arm.
I think it was 92? Nightmare on elm street 3D...i was tripping on acid hard!..i mean tripping....i enjoyed the movie, those of us that were wacked out had a great time...when the movie ended and the credits came up......someone who was not whacked on acid(who was with us)...decides to start a fight with some idiots...well i remember when the cops came and i was put in the back of the cop car....from there...well i did not get into trouble...but a friend of mine was beat up by the cops...they took him away in the car and brang him back a little worse for wear.....thats what you get when your with idiots who open thier mouths.
i hate it when people bring babies to movies. full stop.
most recent was when i went to see hp6 and saw parents bringing their teeny-bops and babies and eight year olds.
if you're reading the books to your kids, that's great. whatever.
but when you go to a full-length millions of dollars on effects film, then people will scream, and the music will be scary, and there will be loud, unexpected bangs and whistles.
babies do not respond well to these kinds of things.
[duh]