blazinvire
The Trigger Happy One
Perish bumped into a few trees in her drunken stupor, still utterly confused with what was going on, her mind felt like it was swimming, and from what? The ale? She didn't even know what the ale was supposed to do, if this was normal or not.
Raijar didn't seem as bad as her though... Maybe something was happening to her? Then again she could remember dwarves were natural drinkers, perhaps they were tougher against the effects.
She could sense something, the life force of the trees around her was a soft breeze, but there was a fierce pulse of energy somewhere nearby belonging to something very big, an animal of some kind? She did intend on warning Raijar but her mind was in too much of a mess to really concentrate on the subject.
"I think I remember this part o' the forest, where was it...?" Raijar said, pausing a moment in his tracks to think as he looked at the trees and plantlife around.
Perish nearly ran into the dwarf, but she managed to stop, giving her time to look around to maybe see where the life force was emanating from. The alcohol was completely messing with her head though, it felt like the creature was in several places.
"Tha's roight! I was tryin' Torigan's new ale, it knocked me out... I think I was hunting down some treasure at the time... I think I remember stumbling upon those pansy elfs, should be this way," Raijar said, about to head off when suddenly a giant creature launched from the bushes, narrowly missing Raijar and totally missing Perish as she tripped over in her drunken state.
It tore up the dirt as it spun about, it was like a giant tiger bear or something, both Raijar and Perish were too drunk to see it properly. The dwarf pulled out his axe and got ready for the next attack, getting tackled into and through a tree from the creature as it gnawed away at Raijar's arm, teeth grinding on stone as the angry dwarf punched it off him.
The creature didn't seem happy about finding prey that was a walking rock, though the other one seemed fleshy enough...
"Perish!" Raijar called out, trying to get her to react as she stood up groggily.
A monstrously strong paw swiped at Perish's stomach, the claws bit into the armour and roughly tore it apart, hurling Perish flying into a tree, bouncing off a little as the creature followed up the attack, Raijar madly charged over in attempt to rescue Perish, he was a little slow though.
The first swipe had nearly ripped Perish's unprepared body in half, now exposed, the second swipe almost entirely tore Perish in two, right before an incredibly angry dwarf landed an amazing blow on the creature's neck, the axe sinking half way through and instantly killing the creature.
In shock, Raijar ran over to Perish's mangled form, anger and sorrow was building up on him as he felt he'd just lost another friend.
Except she was still moving like normal...
"Ow..." Perish mumbled, opening her eyes and trying to look around, "What happened? I can't feel my legs."
Raijar blinked incredulously, completely dumbstruck, he wondered if the ale was making him delusional or Perish really was still alive with half of her body basically missing.
When the shock faded Raijar finally realised what Perish had said, sniggering a little at first before bursting out laughing so hard fell over.
He had absolutely no idea what the hell was going on, half drunk, half consumed with battle rage and still rather concussed from the catapult flight.
"Lass, I dunno what in god's name ye are but yer damn funny!" Raijar managed to say in between laughing, couldn't feel her legs... she didn't bloody well have any!
Perish's massive wound slowly reconstructed and repaired itself, blood that had smeared half way across the small battlezone was travelling back into her, her armour also somehow flexed and shifted back into place, until it looked as though nothing had actually happened to her.
((Sorry if I'm getting too macabre, must be my emo side showing through or something))