Final Round

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Why it's useless:

1. The average person can react to a 300 millisecond attack.
2. Link and Ganon are super humans, Link casually cuts arrows out of the air.
3. Kain's not strong enough to harm either one.
4. Magic armour.
5. Kain dies as soon as the fight starts.

If you add 1. and 2. together, if Kain attempts it, he dies instantly via master swording.

1. The whole process of teleporting,reappearing and slashing is the 300+/- attack....the slash itself would be a fraction of that.
2. Not impressive at all, arrows out of the air? lol....
3. based on fallacious math that you want everyone to take as canon? very few do...certainly not me..
4. no limits fallacy
5. impossible, first no one here can kill him and second neither of the opposing team can hit him.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
How about this move?

Ganondorf holds Kain in place with TK (which only a fraction of that power can overthrow the powers of light and darkness [Zant in TP on Midna and Lanayru] <==proof of powerful TK) while Link comes from behind and shoves the Master Sword up his anal cavity.

Kain teleports or mists, defeating both moves straight away....see, how easy that was? then Kain teleporting so fast that Link and Ganon cannot keep up and get slashed in half, their souls devoured.

Lmao, uh-huh. Just like Midna or others teleported out of a Ganon-powered Zant TK, right? Oh, wait! She couldn't! XD

And slashing Ganondorf? Lets ask the six.... I mean, five sages how well that worked out. Yeah.....

When did she try? show me....and thats if they can teleport...

1. Still too slow.
2. More impressive than Kain, and quite impressive infact.
3. Based on feats you like to ignore and downplay.
4. Nope, it takes bigger hits than Kain's capable of. Stopping Kain;s puny hits is a no limits fallacy? A no limits fallacy is more like claiming Kain could recreate the big bang. Stopping Kain's attacks is easy.
5. Fanfiction.

As to your response to 5L, I lol'd. Kain gets reduced to a soul in the twilight realm, and then obliterated by a single stroke of a sword he can't even see coming.

Midna can not only teleport, but she can also transport other beings and objects of any size and sort using her own TK (i.e. Link, the bridge of Eldin, ect.) :/

New match! Midna vs Kain! lmao (jk)

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
1. Still too slow.
2. More impressive than Kain, and quite impressive infact.
3. Based on feats you like to ignore and downplay.
4. Nope, it takes bigger hits than Kain's capable of. Stopping Kain;s puny hits is a no limits fallacy? A no limits fallacy is more like claiming Kain could recreate the big bang. Stopping Kain's attacks is easy.
5. Fanfiction.

As to your response to 5L, I lol'd. Kain gets reduced to a soul in the twilight realm, and then obliterated by a single stroke of a sword he can't even see coming.

1. Not by feats
2. Not really
3. oh no, I dont downplay actual feats, merely the fallacious math behind it thats not canon 😄
4. Show us the canon hit it has taken greater than Kain
5. Yes, 1000 ton link is.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Midna can not only teleport, but she can also transport other beings and objects of any size and sort using her own TK (i.e. Link, the bridge of Eldin, ect.) :/

TK? thats not teleport, and Midna being able to teleport is not enough to suggest she cant teleport out of TK, it could be PIS. Either way if she did not try then thats not a feat.

Um, duh, BT.

Ignoring the unanswerable is not helping, btw.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Um, duh, BT.

Ignoring the unanswerable is not helping, btw.

Excuse me?

You are excused.

Personally, I think its a good thing that the Zelda crew always gets nerfed (i.e. killable Ganon, no time travel, ect), otherwise they should be banned.

1. Not by feats
2. Not really
3. oh no, I dont downplay actual feats, merely the fallacious math behind it thats not canon
4. Show us the canon hit it has taken greater than Kain
5. Yes, 1000 ton link is.

But yeah, 5L just schooled your "he teleports!11" theory. Kain gets raped.

Please remember these things for your next Zelda character encounter so that we dont have to repeat ourselves.

Btw, Screampaste's numbers are bare mininum and solid. The numbers dont lie.

Lol... Kain is dead in seconds. Kefka on the other hand willl take a while. His powers clearly rival Ganon's but with Link thrown in the LOZ characters will win. Afterall the mastyer sword/ToC give Link protection from most magic.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Yep. Imo, creating the earth and 'sculpting it with her flaming arms', is pretty impressive as far as strength and magic feats go.

And yeah, the sword pinned down his power, but Ganon still escaped. He couldn't touch it, and so could never unpin the one thing holding down the bulk of his power. He still killed the sages.

I would bet the entire triforce against the 3 gods but not just one of them.

I would bet the full power of the triforce cause there is no more said about the esper gods that say they created a place or anything like that just after their powers are destroyed there goes all magic.

I'm not even arguing the team fight I'm just doing kefka vs ganondorf really 😐

Originally posted by SpadeKing
I would bet the entire triforce against the 3 gods but not just one of them.

I would bet the full power of the triforce cause there is no more said about the esper gods that say they created a place or anything like that just after their powers are destroyed there goes all magic.

I'm not even arguing the team fight I'm just doing kefka vs ganondorf really 😐

you must be black in real life. link kills kain so 2v1 kefka dies.

I would still like to know how ganon wins against kefka one on one without link's help as said before... underachiever sly

........... Reported? o_O

^@SL

what he calls me black all the time ermm

lol reporting a fact now are we?

Originally posted by SpadeKing
I would still like to know how ganon wins against kefka one on one without link's help as said before... underachiever sly

he doesnt have to win right away he could stall until link kills kain

I dunno, lol. Seemed a bit racist to me, wasn't sure.

Originally posted by SpadeKing
I would still like to know how ganon wins against kefka one on one without link's help as said before... underachiever sly

I'm not under achieving! 😛
But yeah, I'm thinking Ganondorf could potentially melee Kefka to death, or even possess him. Kefka's totally insane, so I'm not sure if he'd be able to resist it. He could envelope the battlefield in twilight and Kefka would be unable to see him.