Hancock vs the Fantastic 4

Hancock before meeting his wife

the fantastic 4 before fighting the silver surfer.

the fantastic 4 are in los angeles to convince hancock to leave. ben smashes hancock's bottle of jack daniels to get his attention. hancock is enraged so the battle begins. the fantastic 4 have no knowledge of hancock other than he is a hero who causes damage.

Hancock rips off Ben's head and shoves it up Reed's ass, punches in Johnny's face and then rapes the white woman. /the end

Originally posted by Robtard
Hancock rips off Ben's head and shove it up Reed's ass, punches in Johnny's face and then rapes the white woman. /the end

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Originally posted by Robtard
Hancock rips off Ben's head and shoves it up Reed's ass, punches in Johnny's face and then rapes the white woman. /the end

I would pay money to see that.

Originally posted by Robtard
Hancock rips off Ben's head and shoves it up Reed's ass, punches in Johnny's face and then rapes the white woman. /the end

hancock wouldnt rape the white woman literally.

Yes.......Yes he would. He'd buttrape her, blow his load, and kill her.

Hancock slaughters them all. Easily as well.

Hancock. There is NOTHING the Fantastic Four can do to him.

And you know Ben's stupid ass will call Hancock an *******.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yes.......Yes he would. He'd buttrape her, blow his load, and kill her.

rape is a crime so he will be in prison for the rest of his life...

anyway Hancock ftw

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
rape is a crime so he will be in prison for the rest of his life...

hancock will just fly away

Hancock.

Spite thread.

Alba uses her sex powers and then they win etc.

Originally posted by Placidity
Alba uses her sex powers and then they win etc.

that does sound reasonable

Originally posted by gobstakid777
no, he'd eat her out in a way where his head goes up her ass

That would probably be a rimjob, of the super-level variety.