Superman fights for his life

wtf.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
These characters are all prisoners, and criminals in this Universe. Superman gets raped.

You're right, there are no women. Poor Supes!

Wow, just wow . . .

Round 1: Spite, he dies horribly or gets turned into the prison b!tch. Poor Supes (not really).

Round 2: It's not as spite as you think as Supes isn't trying to win here more than he is going to try to get away. I say he gets to Surfer or he might even clear it if he plays it smart (doubtful).

Edit. WAIT. He has to BEAT them and to regain control of the prison??? Well, in that case, he dies in THE ultimate show of utter stupidity.

^In the second scenario it's a gauntlet. He fights them and moves on.

Him getting past Jordan is debatable. He is definitely not getting past Wally.

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1- He get a whip ass.
2- He get a whip ass, thanks to Hal Jordan.

why is everyone talking about Hal Jordan even if we put him out, it's not stated taht he can rest between the fights, so in this gauntlet he gets brutally murdered just look at the lineup he will NEVER EVER clear this

my little bro made this,and i was to tired/a lazy f%k to tell him aboutthe term "fair fight".I'm serious

the first scenario must be a joke. so i wont answer it, second scenario he stops at wally

Superman can't win, but I wouldn't sell him short.

He can at least injure some of them.

Funny thread.

Waiting for certain people to say... He changes his mindset and goes all out and one-shots the group listed... Afterall, Supes does have the F3ATZ!!!

he dies in the first and he clears the second
Hal jordan dies so fast he wont even have time to squeeze a green turd from his anus. the nugget will still be there when they bury his broken bones

Get off Hals jock seriously

^That's silly.

I'm thinking about Final Crisis though, seeing Superman pissed like that.

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
Waiting for certain people to say... He changes his mindset and goes all out and one-shots the group listed... Afterall, Supes does have the F3ATZ!!!

are you waiting on a specific person? Cause you posted the same stuff on another Superman thread

he could get that SMP mentality goin' and start retcon punchin' people all to hell.

he runs for his life in the first scenario

seein as Regular Supes has no chance in hell.I'll switch it up.The person is now Superman Prime

Wait. That's actually the scenario? They're all criminals and breaking loose, and Superman has to stop them?

That's nucking futs.

Scenario 1: Superman grabs his ankles.
Scenario 2: Surfer murders him painfully.