Razor Fist

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razor_Fist

How the hell does he wipe his ass? Never mind that, how does he pee? How the hell does he even undo his pants to pee or take a dump?

What a poor sad bastard 🙁

Masturbation is a death trap for this guy.

I'm pretty sure I own an old Spidey comic (just post clone saga) where Spidey KO's him in one punch.

I think we should come up with a list of ways the dude can severely hurt himself.

1. reaching for his wallet
2. scratching his nose while riding the bus.

I don't think we should make fun......

[terrible puns]

after all his condition doesn't come in handy

He's certainly not unarmed....I think....

He actually deserves a hand clap

We shouldn't be one to point the finger

I guess I'm just showing off some sharp wit

How's that for cutting edge humour?

[/terrible puns]

He's actually kind of a dumb creation.
And how did he even survive that first fight with Wolverine decades ago, when Wolvie impaled him?

Well, thanks to some help, he actually beat Wolverine that first time....

Razor fist gets ++ for dedication though.

Originally posted by roughrider
He's actually kind of a dumb creation.
And how did he even survive that first fight with Wolverine decades ago, when Wolvie impaled him?

Better yet, how does he open doors?

Originally posted by ~The Wickerman~
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razor_Fist

How the hell does he wipe his ass? Never mind that, how does he pee? How the hell does he even undo his pants to pee or take a dump?

What a poor sad bastard 🙁

Originally posted by ~The Wickerman~
Better yet, how does he open doors?

He uses your mom as his slave. ha-som

Originally posted by batdude123
He uses your mom as his slave. ha-som

😮
How did you know that ?!

It would be funny though him having a fight and suddenly going "stopstopstop, need to use the bathroom" and running off to the side to some middle aged lady going "jessica, come on come on, I'm peein myself here"

Seriously, he has two knives for arms. How does he NOT open doors? 313

Toxin actually asks him how he pees in his mini...

I think Razor Fist just said 'very, very carefully'

Originally posted by ~The Wickerman~
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razor_Fist

How the hell does he wipe his ass? Never mind that, how does he pee? How the hell does he even undo his pants to pee or take a dump?

What a poor sad bastard 🙁

Originally posted by AlmightyKfish
Toxin actually asks him how he pees in his mini...

I think Razor Fist just said 'very, very carefully'

Yeah, I've seen that scan 😆 I think it's in Toxin respect thread.

He'd make a good chef.........until it came to something other than cutting food, when he'd be stuck......

Originally posted by willRules
He'd make a good chef.........until it came to something other than cutting food, when he'd be stuck......

God just the thought of the dude trying to eat peas or spaghetti makes me sad.

I think that the saddest part of all this is that the second guy was accidentally shot to death by his boss.