Squirrel Girl Vs. Anyone you can think of

Chuck Norris maybe? Rulk is actually a zit on Chuck's beard..

Squirrel Girl took Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick to the face and laughed

That's not possible, Chuck's foot is 10000000 times harder than adamantium. He stopped the Juggernaut with a kick.

Yet he still lost to Squirrel Girl. She could stop the Juggernaut with less than a thought, and break adamantium by breathing too hard.

Squirrel Girl is the most powerful character in fiction. Canon.

Mighty Mouse

The new testament was mistranslated. Jesus will not come back as a lion, but as a squirrel.

one of steven segal's mary-sue characters can take her

Originally posted by Darth Jello
The new testament was mistranslated. Jesus will not come back as a lion, but as a squirrel.

scans?