Mario vs Wesker

A piece of pizza or an entire pizza? From what you said, it looked like it was the latter.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
A piece of pizza or an entire pizza? From what you said, it looked like it was the latter.

He pours it all over the pizza.

Then he'll probably hallucinate when he looks at it, thinking it's Mr. Redfield, and yell "CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!" as he kicks the pizza off the table and steps on it.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Then he'll probably hallucinate when he looks at it, thinking it's Mr. Redfield, and yell "CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!" as he kicks the pizza off the table and steps on it.

I don't think Wesker would even dare ruin a good pineapple pizza because for some reason I think that's his favorite. He'll just think Mario is Chris, kick his ass, and begins to eat the pizza and then he dies from food poisoning because of the PG67AW added into it.

lol Fair enough. 😂

there is absolutely nothing wesker can do to hurt mario? metal mario wont be hurt by him, neither will tanooki suit mario. invisible mario, ghost mario, fire flower, ice flower, hell regular mario whips wesker.

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
there is absolutely nothing wesker can do to hurt mario

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
metal mario wont be hurt by him

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
neither will tanooki suit mario. invisible mario, ghost mario, fire flower, ice flower

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
hell regular mario whips wesker.

Need I remind you, Albert also has a healing factor, having healed a stab wound through the chest from a Tyrant and healed a severe burn on the face in just 5 minutes.

Mario's got nothing on him.

Nothing on him? Castle lifting pretty much puts Mario in a situation where Wesker is essentially very fest tomato-paste-to-be.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Screw toon force bs and cardboard castle lifting.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Anyone who considers Mario destroying or throwing a castle in Super Mario World a credible feat is a moron.

anyone who quotes nemebro like his word is alpha and omega is a moron. wesker gets his punches timed by chris and countered. a hit from mario sends a much larger bowser spinning on his back around a small planet. he will K.O. wesker out. He cant dodge mario's ice. its isnt a projectile. if mario touches he or vice versa then wesker is frozen.

You dare disagree with the law of The Almighty himself!?

Mario wanking is honestly hilarious.

Like how that little hollow ball of fire is a "star" and Bowser surviving it is akin to surviving a supernova.

Or how you refer to that little rock that isn't as big as my house a small planet.

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
anyone who quotes nemebro like his word is alpha and omega is a moron. wesker gets his punches timed by chris and countered. a hit from mario sends a much larger bowser spinning on his back around a small planet. he will K.O. wesker out. He cant dodge mario's ice. its isnt a projectile. if mario touches he or vice versa then wesker is frozen.

Someone's been hitting on the mushrooms lately.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Someone's been hitting on the mushrooms lately.

hitting the pipe not mushrooms.

Originally posted by NemeBro
You dare disagree with the law of The Almighty himself!?

Mario wanking is honestly hilarious.

Like how that little hollow ball of fire is a "star" and Bowser surviving it is akin to surviving a supernova.

Or how you refer to that little rock that isn't as big as my house a small planet.

smaller than i remember but mario knockin bowser on his lizard ass is impressive and that will knock wesker out

I am not going to say who wins because I cannot remember much of Mario, but Mario does have consistent enough feats to contend with Wesker physically at least.

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
wesker gets his punches timed by chris and countered.

I'm under the impression that Mario is fighting Wesker at full power, not a weaker Albert.

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
a hit from mario sends a much larger bowser spinning on his back around a small planet. he will K.O. wesker out.

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
He cant dodge mario's ice. its isnt a projectile. if mario touches he or vice versa then wesker is frozen.

Bowser takes baths in magma, deep in volcanoes.

As in literal baths.

Yeah.

Ah yeah. Forgot about that.

Would he heal, or at least survive from being impaled though?
Being the cartoonish villain that he is, I guess Nintendo would never show that happening to him for us to know. >.>

From what I know about Bowser, it'd take one HELL of a lot of force to impale him to begin with. Did you see the spikey bombs he was thrown into face-first in Mario64? Then they exploded so hard they sent him flying back to the center of the battlefield, and he was fine.

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
smaller than i remember but mario knockin bowser on his lizard ass is impressive and that will knock wesker out

With strain. And he require momentum.

Bowser is still much heavier and more durable than Wesker, and in other games he can harm him with pure physical attacks.