Batman vs Rhino

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Batman vs Rhino

standard gear for bats (no batmobile). they fight on a deserted island.

Batman does to Rhino what he does to Killer Croc. Straps explosives to his chest, instant ko. Unless Rhino falls in a pool of quicksand or something.

Rhino loses as he always does.

Originally posted by tkitna
Rhino loses as he always does.

He's the best in what he does 😛

Realistically, Rhino's durability >>>> Croc's. Nothing Bats has in his standard gear could put a dent in Rhino. Is Rhino dumb? yes. Is Batman Batman? Sure. But there's a limit to what we can consider to be CIS's limits.

Rhino should win, but I have a feeling Batman might make him do something really stupid and lose.

Originally posted by jalek moye
Rhino should win, but I have a feeling Batman might make him do something really stupid and lose.

That's a lot of peoples' feeling. But let's put him up against, say, Aunt May. And I don't mean in a "lol, May pwns" way, but seriously. She dies, and fast. So there's a limit to CIS here. And while he is an amusing forum punchline, he has taken Spider-Man down more than once. He has fought against the Hulk more than once, not winning but holding his own for a while. And he is capable of beating heroes/villains/etc. despite his less-than-stellar intelligence.

So again, with only standard equipment and a desert island, even Batman's intellect is limited here. You could make a Spider v. Bats with the same stipulations, and Spider-Man would roll. And I guarantee you Spidey doesn't take 10/10 off of Rhino in this fight, again in such a limiting environment. So where does that leave Batman? Not well off.

So there will be a lot of people with similar opinions to "well, Batman could find a way," but won't have the faintest idea how he'd find it. And until I see it, Rhino wins this easy, and every time.

Originally posted by Digi
So there will be a lot of people with similar opinions to "well, Batman could find a way," but won't have the faintest idea how he'd find it. And until I see it, Rhino wins this easy, and every time.

his fan(boy)s would come up with his martial arts...

to be honest I think most of spideys villains can take out Batman without prep in H2H without much effort

didn't notice it was on a desert Island, yea then Rhino wins every time. Spider-man tends to win by beating him with objects and having him run into things. Not really an option here

One simple way I can think of, and I'm not bs'ing here, is Batman could blind Rhino with a flashbang as Rhino charges and trip him up with a bat-grapple so that he BFR's himself into the ocean.

I'm not saying that ends it though. Or that he could keep doing it. Inevitably, Batman runs out of gadgets, tactical plays, and island, and Rhino would win from there on out.

Doesnt Batman always carry some type of knockout gas? It really would be that simple.

Rhino loses yet again.

Well, he can plant the explosives on Rhino's face.

batman can out smart rhino at any time.

Batman

Originally posted by Digi
That's a lot of peoples' feeling. But let's put him up against, say, Aunt May. And I don't mean in a "lol, May pwns" way, but seriously. She dies, and fast. So there's a limit to CIS here. And while he is an amusing forum punchline, he has taken Spider-Man down more than once. He has fought against the Hulk more than once, not winning but holding his own for a while. And he is capable of beating heroes/villains/etc. despite his less-than-stellar intelligence.

So again, with only standard equipment and a desert island, even Batman's intellect is limited here. You could make a Spider v. Bats with the same stipulations, and Spider-Man would roll. And I guarantee you Spidey doesn't take 10/10 off of Rhino in this fight, again in such a limiting environment. So where does that leave Batman? Not well off.

So there will be a lot of people with similar opinions to "well, Batman could find a way," but won't have the faintest idea how he'd find it. And until I see it, Rhino wins this easy, and every time.

batman will simply outsmart him for the easy victory

Originally posted by Digi
Realistically, Rhino's durability >>>> Croc's. Nothing Bats has in his standard gear could put a dent in Rhino. Is Rhino dumb? yes. Is Batman Batman? Sure. But there's a limit to what we can consider to be CIS's limits.
Originally posted by Digi
That's a lot of peoples' feeling. But let's put him up against, say, Aunt May. And I don't mean in a "lol, May pwns" way, but seriously. She dies, and fast. So there's a limit to CIS here. And while he is an amusing forum punchline, he has taken Spider-Man down more than once. He has fought against the Hulk more than once, not winning but holding his own for a while. And he is capable of beating heroes/villains/etc. despite his less-than-stellar intelligence.

So again, with only standard equipment and a desert island, even Batman's intellect is limited here. You could make a Spider v. Bats with the same stipulations, and Spider-Man would roll. And I guarantee you Spidey doesn't take 10/10 off of Rhino in this fight, again in such a limiting environment. So where does that leave Batman? Not well off.

So there will be a lot of people with similar opinions to "well, Batman could find a way," but won't have the faintest idea how he'd find it. And until I see it, Rhino wins this easy, and every time.

Double QFT.

i agree with digi here.

rhino just needs one clean hit and batman's close to the brink. rhino on the other hand can take pretty much anything batman has, gas may be the only saviour but would it be too late for batman to realize this once everything else fails?

rhino's strength has no parallels in bat's rogues gallery, and since he's not fighting with a team, the heat's going to be on batman and only batman the entire fight.

it would basically be the same as fighting bane only rhino isn't as smart batman wins

Rhino