If you were a vigilante.....
What would your choice of weapons be? And transportation? What would be your calling card? (Things you would leave on your victims, like a rose, pennies on their eyes, etc)
1 Sidearm, 1 Rifle (any shotgun, machine gun, sniper rifle, etc), 1 melee weapon.
Me? I'd carry a Beretta 92f, an AK47, and a baseball bat.
I'd drive a Chevrolet 4x4 Suburban. 😄
My calling card? An unlit cigarette dangling from their lips.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
She's delusional haermm
Well you know...if you don't like her there's always alternatives like:
"Ashtray" - underaged stereotypical african american boy, has 1 line every 9 pages that is in ebonics. Powers: good athlete, can create a small cloud of ash at will, and can play a mean 1 on 1 b ball. Will eventually die. Slept with Virginia Slims once.
"Zippo" - underaged stereotypical Irish boy. Green eyes and red hair. Has 1 line every 3 pages. Likes to say "Jaysis" and "Fooker" very often. Powers: can create fire with his fingertips. Has been sleeping with Virginia Slims for the past 3 months.
"Nails" - underaged stereotypical african american boy, has 1 line every 9 pages that is in ebonics. Powers: good athlete, can create a slightly bigger cloud of ash at will, and can play a mean 1 on 1 b ball. Will eventually die. Has cornrows. Slept with Virginia Slims once.
"Peace Pipe" - 50 year old hippie. Wears rainbow t-shirts. Remembers protesting the war in 'nam. Likes to say "maaaan" every 3 lines. Has a line every 3 pages. Is constantly high. Powers: cosmic awareness. Slept with Virginia Slims twice.
"Gertrude" - Gertrude is your sister. She is 3 years older. She thinks you're a ****ing freak. She's an attorney at law. She gives you a lift every once in a while when that piece of shit Chevrolet fails on you. Her husband kicked your ass when you showed up at their wedding reception piss drunk 4 years ago. She's pregnant. She'll eventually lose the baby due to you in some way or another. Had a lesbian experience with Virginia Slims once.
Damn I'm enjoying this way too much.