Clyde the Orangutan versus George of the Jungle...

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Clyde the Orangutan versus George of the Jungle...

Clyde, Philo Beddoe's Orangutan "Every which way but loose", versus Brendan Fraser's "George of the Jungle."

Clyde has stolen Ma Boggs Oreos and he is sitting in a tree in the jungle munching away. George swings over on a vine and reaches for one.

Does Clyde share, or do they fight over them? Who wins the fight?

Right Turn Clyde...pwns all...lol

haermm Yeah I think George falls here.

For once RJ makes a thread that is full of win.

🙄

Originally posted by jaden101
For once RJ makes a thread that is full of win.

True.

Every dog has it's day.

😛

Clyde uses George's severed arm to batter George to death.

He uses what left of Mr.Of the Jungle's head as a football.

I make one bad thread and the mob thickens 🙄

Wrong on both instances.

Know when you are being paid a compliment.

This thread is shit haermm

Nope: for it features otherwise deplorable violence being rightfully employed on a particularly irritating movie's main character.

Interspecies erotica.

**** George, Brendan Fraser beats this ape's ass. estahuh

Clyde shares his Oreos with George.

George and Clyde become friends.

Clyde thinks of George as more than a friend.

Clyde makes his move on George.

George resists and says, "Me just a friend!"

Clyde anally rapes George, and then eats some more Oreos......out of George's ass.

😂

Re: Clyde the Orangutan versus George of the Jungle...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Clyde, Philo Beddoe's Orangutan "Every which way but loose", versus Brendan Fraser's "George of the Jungle."

Clyde has stolen Ma Boggs Oreos and he is sitting in a tree in the jungle munching away. George swings over on a vine and reaches for one.

Does Clyde share, or do they fight over them? Who wins the fight?

George does not even make it off the vine. Seriously, how are going to have him try to contend with an oraguntan when his mortal enemy is right in front of him? Tree stomps hard here.