John McClane vs Kingpin

John is in the Kingpins highrise. He just got off the elevator. There is an AK47 near the window about 100 feet away behind a desk. He has to get to it to kill the Kingpin, but Fisk of course won't allow that to happen.

A fight starts. Purely hand to hand. What happens?

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
John is in the Kingpins highrise. He just got off the elevator. There is an AK47 near the window about 100 feet away behind a desk. He has to get to it to kill the Kingpin, but Fisk of course won't allow that to happen.

A fight starts. Purely hand to hand. What happens?

Because he tagged Daredevil, a flat out superhuman.

I dunno, man, I would like to think McClane can pull it off, but the Kingpin is a beast.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Because he tagged Daredevil, a flat out superhuman.

Yeah but remember Bruce kicked his ass in Armageddon with his shot gun and what not...and we all know Mac is above superhuman level

Mac wins, he kicks kingpin in the nuts, makes fun of his weight, picks up the gun says 'Yippee kai aye motherf*cker' and thus Mac wins

Originally posted by steverules_2
Yeah but remember Bruce kicked his ass in Armageddon with his shot gun and what not...and we all know Mac is above superhuman level

Mac wins, he kicks kingpin in the nuts, makes fun of his weight, picks up the gun says 'Yippee kai aye motherf*cker' and thus Mac wins

He was a Jedi haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He was a Jedi haermm

Robtard said it himself a few months ago, "Nothing beats The Force". 😛

I don't recall this puny lucky human using martial arts skills in die hard..

Kingpin stomps

Neat little scenario. I like Kingpin. The passage way will be long and thin. This works to Fisk's advantage.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
I don't recall this puny lucky human using martial arts skills in die hard..

Kingpin stomps

Mac don't need no kung fu...kung fu need Mac ahah

Mac kicks him in the nads and grabs the AK.

Basically what I said 😉

Originally posted by steverules_2
Mac don't need no kung fu...kung fu need Mac ahah

that ain't happening

It just did 🙂

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
I don't recall this puny lucky human using martial arts skills in die hard..

Kingpin stomps

He used MA blocks on a couple of occasions.
Also he gave a Karl a nice front kick to the head.
(Admittedly, whilst standing on something high.)

But yeah...the rest was more or less boxing based.

Aint nothing puny about this human though.

McClane endures the fatty, then steals his pork pies, and stays on the outside of the bloated walrusman.

He definitely wont be wanting to hang around on the inside against a lardpile of that size for too long. (Incase a lucky hook comes to test the McEndurance/durability) Thats for sure.

Originally posted by steverules_2
It just did 🙂

Indeed.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He used MA blocks on a couple of occasions.
Also he gave a Karl a nice front kick to the head.
(Admittedly, whilst standing on something high.)

But yeah...the rest was more or less boxing based.

Aint nothing puny about this human though.

McClane endures the fatty, then steals his pork pies, and stays on the outside of the bloated walrusman.

He definitely wont be wanting to hang around on the inside against a lardpile of that size for too long. (Incase a lucky hook comes to test the McEndurance/durability) Thats for sure.

none of that even matters ,,, the OP clearly states A FIGHT HAPPENS PURELY HAND TO HAND WHAT HAPPENS...

SO no more talk about him getting the gun, HE WON'T

Calm down, mildred, you'll give yourself a headache.

Okay McClane beats the shit out of him H2H in a fight with the trademark McFortuitous outcome. 🙂

Also: I said nothing of guns.