Desk Job and a Swollen Ass

What was his excuse this time?

he thought he saw elvis

That's about it too.

Swear to god, this is what he told me: He said after he crashed into the wall, he went into the bathroom, and he said he could see little furballs chasing each other in the sink.

I'm thinkin', dude, what kind of drugs are you on? Little fur balls? What the hell?

Scary. Don;t you need a licence top operate fork lifts and stuff?

(Triva note- I am medically forbidden from doing that sort of thing on order of the HQ of the Royal Army Medical Corps, Colchester... I cannot fire weapons unattended, either)

yes you need a licence for driving a forklift

Yeah you do, but it hasn't really been enforced. I have a feeling it will be now.

hehehe

at least you should hold up some fingers and make sure he knows how many, before he's allowed to drive!

if your high on something he won't pass, if he's drunk he'll pass..I did

yea that's an idea, or you can knock him out while he is looking at your fingers if he really is too drunk to drive

don't gimme that look we did it to my dad once

To my good man!

Sorry to hear your ass hurts, my job means I'm at a desk a lot but I also have to go running around a bit too so mines not too bad. Hows the situation with your buddies who still "order pick", are they still cool with you?

I get grief from my pub mates about being an internet geek, but I just ignore the dumb-asses. 😛

- Further Trivia -

I have a license to operate a fork lift truck and also supervise others too.

hu hu hu you said fork

Oh dear, thats my cue to turn off the puta' and continue getting drunk downstairs.

Night all. 😄

Fork lift operators get paid pretty well.
I have a friend in my Finance class who operates one at a Frito-Lay werehouse just outside of town.
He gets medical and dental coverage, aswell as $30,000 a year. All without a college degree.
He gets free chips too!
Aint bad.

What is "paid pretty well"?

Getting lots of benjamins for not doing much.

that's nice

guess it is nice

I LOVE driving a fork lift. I don't have a license but I was allowed to drive them a lot during my jobs whil in college.

lol they dont make that much money in belgium Tex

I also thought it was quite fun I did it while I was working over the summer in this fruit and vegetable storage thingy