Blood and "Bone" Gauntlet

Started by Blinky2 pages

Bad guys standing around waiting to get hit? Sounds like a Van-Damme shitfest.

Originally posted by Robtard
He wouldn't touch Kang, he's also likely not powerful enough to hurt Kang, as Kang was taking some super-human hits and survived. Sword fight wasn't anything special, but it's irrelevant, this is H2H, as you said. The bathroom is one of the "bad guys standing in place" examples.
Every martial arts film involves random thugs standing stationary only to be pwned by the protagoniost. See The Protector, Watchmen, The Matrix Reloaded, or Enter the Dragon. Blood and Bone is no exception.

The sword fight contains rediculous speed feats and skill. When did Kang take superhuman hits? Smoke? Reptile? Sub-Zero? Please......

Everybody knows that some movies take "bad guy standing around" to a new heights, like Van-Damme movies.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Every martial arts film involves random thugs standing stationary only to be pwned by the protagoniost. See The Protector, Watchmen, The Matrix Reloaded, or Enter the Dragon. Blood and Bone is no exception.

The sword fight contains rediculous speed feats and skill. When did Kang take superhuman hits? Smoke? Reptile? Sub-Zero? Please......

No, not every martial arts film does this. There's also degrees as how bad it's done.

No, not ridiculous amounts of speed. This is also a sword fight, it has no bearing here in a H2H. Unless you've decided to give Bone-boy a sword.

When he faced (and defeated) those 5-6 armed warriors Shang Tsung summoned from the ground, those cats where strong enough to break through a foot of rock.

(I think) Shang Tsung also showed some great strength feats earlier in that shit film, could be wrong, watched it when it came out.

1.Not every film, yes, but the ones involving characters we debate, usually.
2.Obviously he's unarmed here. But that scene does show his attack speed and skill.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBgQUKc_qQA
3.Bone would beat those guys faster. Bone's faster than Kang, hits harder, more skilled, possibly more durable(build), and has actual weapon skill. He'd take the samurai sword and pwn everyone.
4.I don't remember any. Shang Tsung sucked if you ask me. That's why he fought for maybe 15 seconds and then resorted to tricks.

Look how slowly and feebly the evil-negro is swinging about his sword, looks like a complete amateur. It's clear these fools didn't take the time like Wesley Snipes to study swordplay.

Bone isn't all that fast, that very clip shows it.

Only part of the film that was decent (because it was funny), was when Kimbo Slice and his crew ass-rape that evil-negro at the end and he makes that oh so stupid face and scream. Sorry if I spoiled it for anyone, but you're not missing anything.

1."These fools"? Bone was fine. James was the amateur.
2.I kinda overestimated his speed in that scene. My bad. I still say he's faster than Kang.
3.Only part that was funny? "Where that nigga Boounne?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDBxb_BKPtY&feature=related

Originally posted by Robtard
This is also a sword fight, it has no bearing here in a H2H.

Beg your pardon but it does, since the point was how fast he moved in that sword fight. Holding a sword doesn't amp up his speed, so if he could move fast with a sword he can move fast without.

Just saying.

Originally posted by Robtard
Look how slowly and feebly the evil-negro is swinging about his sword, looks like a complete amateur. It's clear these fools didn't take the time like Wesley Snipes to study swordplay.

Bone isn't all that fast, that very clip shows it.

Only part of the film that was decent (because it was funny), was when Kimbo Slice and his crew ass-rape that evil-negro at the end and he makes that oh so stupid face and scream. Sorry if I spoiled it for anyone, but you're not missing anything.

I bet he took the time to pay his taxes.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I bet he took the time to pay his taxes.

Uncle Tom mother****a, conforming to the man.

He broke the law and got spanked, simple as that.