Rejected
REJECTED
In the SPRING of 1999, the FAMIiY LEARNiNG CHANNEL commissioned ANiMATOR DON HERTZFELDT tO PRODUCE PROMOTiONAL SEGMENTS FOR THEiR NETWORK.
the CARTOONS WERE COMPLETED iN FiVE WEEKS. the FAMiLY LEANRiNG CHANNEL REJECTED ALL OF THEM UPON REViEW, AND THEY WERE NEVER AiRED.
3...2...
Man: My spoon is to big. My spoon is to big. My spoon is to big.
Banana: I am a banana.
you're watching
THE FAMILY LEARNING CHANNEL
3...2...
Man 1: "Tuesdays coming, did you bring your coat?"
Man 2: "I live in a giant bucket"
Man 1: Has growth coming out of his head. "Hoyah!"
Growth: grows arms, eyes, and mouth. "Godzilla mebybuteina keep kabyet"
Man 2: ****
Pig with tentacles for legs flies overhead making jet plane noises
you're watching the FAMILY LEARNING CHANNEL
3...2...
3 people with hats in front of a sign that read, "SILLY HATS ONLY"
Another man walks into the group.
The group looks at the man.
The man looks back at them and then the ground.
you're watching the FAMILY LEARNING CHANNEL
Man is dead on the ground being beat with bats by the group
3...2...
you're watching the FAMILY LEARNING CHANNEL
Narrator: "You're watching the 'Family Learning Channel'. And now angry ticks fire out of my nipples"
Awww f*** this
I'm not typing the whole god damned thing