Jack Dalton Vs Riggs

You think it to be a wet bit in Egypt.

BTW: Dudes name was Wade Garrett.

Thats right.

He likes the Dude's style.

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The drive is long and hard.

Apparantly, the Deliverance gauntlet was something they still haven't forgotten. awesome

😂 😂 😂

I was going to make a thread exactly like this.

I say Riggs goes home without a throat.

That, or Dalton goes home with a broken neck. Or Riggs drop kicks him in the pancreas.

Originally posted by Impediment
I was going to make a thread exactly like this.

I say Riggs goes home without a throat.

Amen.

And he gets his ass beat/throat ripped out to the tunes of Jeff Healey.

That throat rip was epic, man. Second only to MaGruber.

I think the real question is.....who has the nicest hair?

Riggs

Jack Dalton

But neither can hold a candle to this guy

Well its between Stiller and Swayze there.

Riggs looks like he was dragged through a bush backwards after having Murtaugh's sex-wee used as hair gel.

Riggs kicks Roadhouse's ass.

In the hair stakes?

How could he repell that neck attack (remember that Mrs.Riggs/Murtaugh can't intervene)

Oh nobody beats Swayze in the hair department. NOBODY!!

He even had the little flick down the front like Superman.

Hah! There we have it.

Riggs gets his face dirty danced on.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well its between Stiller and Swayze there.

Riggs looks like he was dragged through a bush backwards after having Murtaugh's sex-wee used as hair gel.

It's a wig.

Swayze keeps it real. I bet it still looks great.

To this day? Unlikely.

He still looks in better shape than Gibson does now.