the fantastic four vs medieval england

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Originally posted by Parmaniac
how bout this "car"?
http://www.danistico.com/images/08_februar/honda-monster-truck-01.jpg
Yeah there ya go!! lol and Reed is just the type of guy to make sure that the tires just re-inflate themselves just like in the movie, Demolition Man with Sylvester Stalone.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
how bout this "car"?
http://www.danistico.com/images/08_februar/honda-monster-truck-01.jpg

Haha. You can build anything using the handyman's secret weapon - duct tape.

Yeah, you can't take Johnny down, all he has to do is stay up high and bring the rain. Besides, Johnny's fast enough to evade machine gun fire, and melt bullets. So they really have nothing to touch him with.

Re: the fantastic four vs medieval england

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Fantastic Four go back in time and want to take down the English army.

They may travel in a car with infinite fuel.

They have infinite supplies.

They have the location of all of the English forces that update instantly, like in some sort of tracker or something.

The English forces know nothing of the F4's capabilities.

Remember that this isn't the entire army at once, they are spread out over England.

This is 13th century England.

Thinking Reed and co are the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse they pack their bags and wtf run for their lives.

Seriously the Four would conquer any medieval realm without a single person being killed or injured.

Thing - War
Johnny - Famine
Reed - Pestilence
Sue - Death

Originally posted by KingD19
Besides, Johnny's fast enough to evade machine gun fire, and melt bullets. So they really have nothing to touch him with.
My History books must be messed up if they had machine guns in the 1200s.

You must have not played Darkest of Days. 😎

On a serious note though, I meant that since he's easily dodged automatic fire, and melted bullets, ballista, arrows and stones will do nothing to him.