Close Call...

So I was on the way home from work today. I stayed late, like til 11am, my boss needed help, yada yada yada. I stopped at a deli to buy an energy drink and a sandwich. I walked in the deli and had to pee haermm

So I walk past the counter, past the clerk and some ghetto looking dude, to the bathroom.

I came out and the ghetto dude was gone, the clerk was pale and sweating. I asked her if she was OK, she said "Dude, that guy walked in a few seconds before you, flashed a gun, and told me to give him the money in the register, then you walked in, he put the gun away, and, when you went to the bathroom, he backed off and walked out really fast, mumbling something about you being a cop."

So yeah, dude thought I was a cop and he bailed. haermm

...she hot? She got nice bewbs?

haermm Shes maybe a 7, big bewbz though.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So I was on the way home from work today. I stayed late, like til 11am, my boss needed help, yada yada yada. I stopped at a deli to buy an energy drink and a sandwich. I walked in the deli and had to pee haermm

So I walk past the counter, past the clerk and some ghetto looking dude, to the bathroom.

I came out and the ghetto dude was gone, the clerk was pale and sweating. I asked her if she was OK, she said "Dude, that guy walked in a few seconds before you, flashed a gun, and told me to give him the money in the register, then you walked in, he put the gun away, and, when you went to the bathroom, he backed off and walked out really fast, mumbling something about you being a cop."

So yeah, dude thought I was a cop and he bailed. haermm

Odd

Bit.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So I was on the way home from work today. I stayed late, like til 11am, my boss needed help, yada yada yada. I stopped at a deli to buy an energy drink and a sandwich. I walked in the deli and had to pee haermm

So I walk past the counter, past the clerk and some ghetto looking dude, to the bathroom.

I came out and the ghetto dude was gone, the clerk was pale and sweating. I asked her if she was OK, she said "Dude, that guy walked in a few seconds before you, flashed a gun, and told me to give him the money in the register, then you walked in, he put the gun away, and, when you went to the bathroom, he backed off and walked out really fast, mumbling something about you being a cop."

So yeah, dude thought I was a cop and he bailed. haermm

Dude, you could have died.

That was a CLOSE one, bro.

Glad you're alright.

And, you should have asked the lady for a hero's kiss....like in da movies.

SHUTUP! 😠

Like in Army of Darkness haermm

...thought you were a cop?

😂

I know, right? WTF was that?

clearly, it was his first time. that's why he's jittery.

First time, tenth time, hundredth time, dude had a gun, man.

it doesn't really matter.. maybe he chickened out or something... meh, at least he didn't go through with it...

still, a cop? 😂

Dunno, Jaeh. I was wearing tan khakis, black shoes and a white button down shirt.

sounds possible. I mean who has the taste to wear black shoes with khaki's except cops? 😆 The guy was very observant.

jk, luvya. 😛

Its a work uniform, dude haermm Normally I wear a green shirt, but they were all dirty.

Probably got nervous that you went into the bathroom right away

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dunno, Jaeh. I was wearing tan khakis, black shoes and a white button down shirt.

...I just don't know. haermm

but it's still sure as heck funny rofl

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Probably got nervous that you went into the bathroom right away

Technically you did go in the bathroom to fire something off...whether you call it a love gun or whatever...but yeah 🙂

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dunno, Jaeh. I was wearing tan khakis, black shoes and a white button down shirt.

Base on this description I have recreated what the robber obviously witnessed through his eyes.