Ulik/w Pounders vs Wolverine

Alright who wins? The fight takes place in a cave both are bloodthirsty

Ulik- http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Ulik

Ulik for the hard beatdown.

Logan gets pounded.

Wolverine craves him up like a Thanks Giving Turkey.

I say it's a hard decision, but eventually, Wolverine wins this.

ulik pounds the hell out of wolverine for the tko.

logan is such a wimp right now..

Ulik ftw

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
logan is such a wimp right now..

Ulik ftw

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Originally posted by psycho gundam
ulik pounds the hell out of wolverine for the tko.

Absolutely.

Apparently superior speed, fighting skills, reach and a set of weapons that will easily bypass Ulik's durability are no match for strongerness! Muscles are the shit! Arnold for senator! Strongness! X-Box 360! Beef jerky!111!!! ZOMG! zzZZEEEEEEERG! Rollerskates mother f@ckerz! MADDEN 10!!!!!1!!1

Hmmm... you know what? I think "Papa Johns" should be somewhere in my above post. Please place it in at your leisure while reading my post where ever you see fit. 😎

Pounders sounds like some strange workout device or sex toy.

Workout Ad - WITH MY POUNDERS, YOU GET THE BENEFIT OF GOING TO A GYM, AND YOU ONLY WORKOUT FOR 3 MINUTES A DAY!!!!

Sex Slogan - *Chick in a sexy voice* I tried the Pounder, now nothing else can satisfy me.

Pre-FA Wolverine stalemated Ulik till Thor appeared. And yes, he had his uru pounders then.

logan for the fatal stab

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Apparently superior speed, fighting skills, reach and a set of weapons that will easily bypass Ulik's durability are no match for strongerness! Muscles are the shit! Arnold for senator! Strongness! X-Box 360! Beef jerky!111!!! ZOMG! zzZZEEEEEEERG! Rollerskates mother f@ckerz! MADDEN 10!!!!!1!!1

Originally posted by dmills
All of the above do count for something...But sometimes you're just fighting above your weight class and this is one of those times.

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Ulik the the type of character Wolverine was designed to beat. A melee bruiser vs a character with superior speed and skill, who's weaponry bypasses his durability, and a healing factor that negates any damage he does take. Wolverine is going to hit Ulik first, he is going to hit Ulik more often, and his hits are going to be significantly more dangerous. Wolverine's attack are as potentially fatal to Ulik as they are to a normal human, Ulik's attacks aren't nearly as devastating for Wolverine. This is the type of fight was Wolverine was made to win, and he will.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Apparently superior speed, fighting skills, reach and a set of weapons that will easily bypass Ulik's durability are no match for strongerness! Muscles are the shit! Arnold for senator! Strongness! X-Box 360! Beef jerky!111!!! ZOMG! zzZZEEEEEEERG! Rollerskates mother f@ckerz! MADDEN 10!!!!!1!!1

Originally posted by Starscream M
umm...did your wolverine fanboy processor just overheat?! 😕

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Originally posted by Starscream M
umm...did your wolverine fanboy processor just overheat?! 😕

Based on the number of "Ulik wins" responces, I thought we were all just saying illogical things that made no sense, and I wanted to try it too. 😱

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Based on the number of "Ulik wins" responces, I thought we were all just saying illogical things that made no sense, and I wanted to try it too. 😱