Whilst devising a machine with which to kill our sun and harvest its energies with the aims of rebuilding cybertron......
A question though, for Megatron:
Are you angry at all that you were painted up to be a massive tank legged dufus/subserviant beeeatch to the Fallen, by Bay in the recent terrible movie....?
You all are disgusting. By the by, I can't find my body because it's lost in outer reaches of space no thanks to this stupid government and also I have a so-called I.Q of 1,349 so if that's idiotic than you sir can taste the protontic end of my cannon. *converts to tank and shoots at The Goddamn Doctor* Hahahahahahahahaha!And yes I'm pissed off at Michael Bay for Making me a motherf***ing beatch to that scrap piece the Fallen!
Look with the help of some symbiotes whose names i shall not say. I was able to build an adaptable protonic cannon and quite unfortunately they could not find enough platlets and Energon to build a radar that picks up Cybertronian trails. I'll tell you the name of the mechanical symbiote or should I say maniacal, Carnage the others you'll have to ask me personally...
If you're the fallen then I ,sir, am going to rip you apart limb by limb until I reach your dreaded spark, with which I shall smash against the very meteorite of death we cybertronians call Shnefaskusk or whatever I called it before. Dammit Carnage, you told me IT would be ready by next year, now it's going to tak another 3 years. good bye morons. Oh, I'm talking to you idiots like One Free Man and the rest. *flips 'em all off* From: Megatron To: humanity
Carnage, his father, his son and myself met up on the meteorite of death. It turns out that his father pulled the last nerve on his kingdom and they revolted, killing the entire family as they were on vacation showing Carnage's son the ropes of one day being ruler. Whilst on the meteor, we conspired a plan to convert a human mind into doing our will. When we found the human, he was near death. Bleeding from a severe wound to the head. Working together we were finally successful in reviving the human. But as in all long journey there needed to be some rest but for us it was more like a five year coma. If you want more details about our experiences with the human thea PM me. May my power rise to perfection. Hahahahaha! :-)
Everyone's been there and done that but I'm back aren't I. Soon enough the human will have his chance to become the first human to be metamorphosized into a Decepticon. I've already designed his form, and it's twice as tall as Devastator, has more than 12 vehicle forms, and he is twice a powerful as the fallen, myself, Optimus Prime, Jetfire, and Devastator combined. YOUR WORLD WILL FINNALY BE OURS!!