Master Court
Senior Member
Holy f*cking sh*t! Some people have this sh*t completely f*cked up!
Yeah, Hulk can't fly, but he can jump hundreds of miles, and jumps faster than fighter jets can fly. That solves the whole thing. And Thor has never ONCE in his whole f*cking life one-shotted Hulk. The lightning that KO'd Hulk in Hulk Annual 2001 was after a long ass fight, during which Hulk had already taken a lightning blast with little more effect than putting him on his knees for only a moment. Show me ONE f*cking scan of any Thor/Hulk fight that was only one page showing Thor distinctly dominating and KO'ing Hulk with only one attack and no more, and I will rip my f*cking c*ck off and shove it up my own ass! And then I'll cork my ass shut with my f*cking cat!!
WWHulk is strong enough to hurt Thor? Green Hulks have always been strong enough to hurt Thor. WWHulk is even stronger! And to what ends would Thor BFR Hulk? Hulk can always hop back to the f*cking fight. Hulk can BFR Thor just as much as Thor can BFR Hulk. It's not like it proves superiority or anything. Rockslide could BFR f*cking Thanos if he wanted to. You know why? Because Thanos probably doesn't weigh more than a thousand pounds. Given the right opportunity, Rockslide could pitch Thanos for miles. But so f*cking what? Is that suppose to suddenly KO Thanos? BFR'ing someone is no more a challenge than simply being able to toss their weight over the horizon and being just good enough to get your hands on them. Hulk has gotten his mits on Thor a million times. Hulk has pummeled Thor into a bloody f*cking mess before. So to say Thor takes this hands down or at all, even with Namor, is about as smart as saying "E = Bearsh*t!" WWHulk is the most powerful dude in this thread. He one-shots Namor, and then uses the points of the wings on Thor's helmet to give Thor a vivisection. And Glads and Hulk share the intestines. And then he lifts Thor's hammer by the still-attached hand of Thor and brains Glads with it. And then Hulk and Namor eat Gladiator's f*cking heart out.
On a final note, it's way out of character for Thor to fight like a p*ssy and BFR someone or to keep his distance. Regardless, it'd be impossible for Thor to win this. He couldn't even break WWHulk's neck to end it. Someone else tried and it didn't work for long. And it would take more than just a minute for Thor to beat Gladiator. WWHulk can heal from anything, and Gladiator can easily match Thor in speed and flight. Not to mention Hulk's thunderclaps, thrown projectiles, and every second Thor ignores Hulk just gives Hulk more time to amp and overwhelm Thor when Thor finally gets around to Hulk. Fighting the Team at the same time, Thor doesn't stand a chance under any circumstances. And Namor doesn't make much of a difference.