What if Raiders of the Lost Ark was a 50's movie

A natural enemy of forest conservationists..?

You've been pissing trees on your way back home from the pub again?

Better hope one of them tree's is'nt an Ent.

He'd be dead.

Ents are slow, deliberate, but wise creatures.

They'd know not to mess with me after the pub.

When I piss on Ents, they aren't allowed to make eye contact, and they are made to say "thank you" afterwards.

😂

The Ent Master...

At your service.... 😮‍💨

HAve an axe.

I used to use my Flying V...but now you're right: Its time for a new one.

Be sure to place it withing 42 inches of a door or window... They're rather sensitive.

Thats inspired thinking, that kind of placement.

You could be a great exponent of the form.

Ph, you have no idea.

I bet. 😖hifty:

You will though.... you will...

Awesome...! Pics will be posted of your achievements...?

But without reference to scale. I hate copyists.

Yes be careful to conceal the exact angle with perpective trickery.
But leave it plain enough for the judges to be able to ascertain the record breaking nature of your placement.

Here. Look at what happened when I placed a bass guitar exactly 2 ft and 18cms away south east from a three-quarters-destroyed bottle of Southern Comfort, with keyboard still delicately placed on that ledge in harmony behind it:
The results, I'm sure you'll agree, were almost beyond description..

That does look very good... but you made a crucial flaw which kind of disappoints me.... that pillow is just out of place.... OMG!

Yes I was going for the surreal juxapositioning angle.

Did that not go over well..? 🙁

I noticed that, but you forgot to turn it by an odd 30 degrees... Please fix it quickly... I think I won't be able to sleep knowing that pillow is lying there like that.