What if Raiders of the Lost Ark was a 50's movie

Excellent, Ted my friend.

Always makes me laugh in Bogus Journey when you hear the evil Chuck Denomalos' version of the "excellent" air guitar celebration:
YouTube video
Pure low Chug brutality by IRL by Jim Martin.

(Steve Vai did a lot of the other twiddly bits, y'see)

Hehehe, you're easily entertained.

But it's great to see some life in Keanu Reeves.

Nahhhh man that some evil tone!
(Not easy to get!) A lot of specific placement/gear usage and level settings goes into getting that sound.

I bet it does... *thinks: you guitar nerd*

Guilty.

Jimmy Page bowing technique for lightsaber.

Excellent.

Keeps burning through the strings though..

You should get light strings.

They tend to burn and sever your fingers though.

Use a light saber as a bow.

Ahhhhh yes. That just might work....

Which is what started having light strings in the first place. You do like walking in circles, don't you?

Yes we all do. Life is made of them, it seems.

As long as they arent ever decreasing...

Well, we grow old and die.... Guess they do.

Yup...like the hopes of anything decent coming out of the next Indy movie.

Now you ruined that as well... and we had was hope... until it came out.

Why cant all movies sequels/reboots be of Wrath of Khan/The last ST movie's calibre...?

'Cause in this screwed up world the Bays get more work than the Lindelofs and Abrhams.

I don't think Abrams has to worry about employment, frankly.

Can we then clone him and have his clones replace the Bay and his clones..?