Handbook For Defeating Shakira

K.

cellulite ftw

She kinda defeats herself...

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, So you don't confuse them with mountains"

umm... what?

😆

d.c.u. File Classified.
http://www.dcuguide.com/who.php?name=shakira

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Originally posted by shiv

d.c.u. File Classified.
http://www.dcuguide.com/who.php?name=shakira

😉

Oh 😆

not much info

Quote from your link:
"A female cat-creature, friend of Warlord and heroine of Skartaris."

by that I'll go with a male dog-creature, foe of warlord and villain of Skartaris.

Presence

Um Her She Wolf persona has great power

Originally posted by Placidity
She kinda defeats herself...

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, So you don't confuse them with mountains"

stopping the music would own her

Originally posted by shiv
K.

all i need is my shlong, she'll be out cold.

Originally posted by Placidity
She kinda defeats herself...

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, So you don't confuse them with mountains"

She's got ass to make up for it though.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Oh 😆

not much info

Quote from your link:
"A female cat-creature, friend of Warlord and heroine of Skartaris."

by that I'll go with a male dog-creature, foe of warlord and villain of Skartaris.

rabid lockjaw ftw? 😮‍💨

^
Awooo0o0oo !

superhuman spine and h2h skills ftw.

Miley Cyrus ✅

😖hifty:

Originally posted by psycho gundam
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2952/shakira2l.jpg

all i need is my shlong, she'll be out cold.

is this to take down shakira or go down on shakira? either way all id need is a glass of wine and a handfull of roufees.

Originally posted by Raptor22
is this to take down shakira or go down on shakira? either way all id need is a glass of wine and a handfull of roufees.

LOL a handful of roufees, man if you need more then one i feel sorry for you.