Leonard Smalls vs. The Devil's Rejects

Otis B. Driftwood, Captain Spaulding, and Baby Firefly a.k.a. The Devil's Rejects

are on the loose causing murder and mayhem. Their last known whereabouts are somewhere in Arizona.

Leonard Smalls (Randall "Tex" Cobb) the big, burly, biker manhunter from Raising Arizona

has taken it upon himself to track down the trio of lunatics so as to collect the handsome reward.

Smalls has his sheer size and strength, his bike, of which he is an experienced rider, his manhunting abilities, and his small arsenal of sidearms, grenades, and knives. Smalls is sane, cold, and very calculating.

The Rejects have a small arsenal of pistols, shotguns, and knives. They are utterly unrepentant and insane, and will stop at nothing to avoid getting caught.

Fight takes place at the roadside motel from TDR where the Firefly gang killed the first victims. Smalls is on his bike and takes a moving shot at Spaulding but misses. The Fireflies see Smalls and take action thus setting the fight underway.

Who takes this? The experienced manhunter badass or the three insane random killers?

Oh, there is a substantial amount of cover, seeing as there are open rooms at the motel and cars to hide behind.

Right now I'd say The Devil's Rejects only because I 've seen only bits and pieces of Raising Arizona...

Can someone tell me what all Leonard did?

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Right now I'd say The Devil's Rejects only because I 've seen only bits and pieces of Raising Arizona...

Can someone tell me what all Leonard did?

-Fast enough to catch a fly between to finger tips

-Can shoot a lizard off a rock while moving at a high-rate of speed and from a distance

-Can wilt and burn flowers simply by passing them

-Has sloppy Riggs-like kicks

-Accurate with throwing knifes

-Is said to be the bringer of the Apocalypse

Sloppy Riggs kicks haermm

He also has slow ass McClane haymakers.

One badass versus 3 lunatics. I figured it'd be an even (of sorts) match.

Originally posted by Robtard
-Fast enough to catch a fly between to finger tips

-Can shoot a lizard off a rock while moving at a high-rate of speed and from a distance

-Can wilt and burn flowers simply by passing them

-Has sloppy Riggs-like kicks

-Accurate with throwing knifes

-Is said to be the bringer of the Apocalypse

YouTube video

F me in the a-hole, forgot about the rabbit.

You c*cksmoker.

Originally posted by Robtard
-Fast enough to catch a fly between to finger tips

-Can shoot a lizard off a rock while moving at a high-rate of speed and from a distance

-Can wilt and burn flowers simply by passing them

-Has sloppy Riggs-like kicks

-Accurate with throwing knifes

-Is said to be the bringer of the Apocalypse

thanks Rob...

how was Smalls defeated in Raising Arizona?

By his own grenade, if memory serves.
I think it was pin-pulled by someone whilst still attached to him..... I'll have to rewatch an confirm that, unless Im pipped to the post.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sloppy Riggs kicks haermm

He also has slow ass McClane haymakers.

LOL Touche

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
By his own grenade, if memory serves.
I think it was pin-pulled by someone whilst still attached to him..... I'll have to rewatch an confirm that, unless Im pipped to the post.

H.I. accidentally pulls the pins while Smalls is holding him up close, this is of course after he's thoroughly thrashed H.I.

Let me know if you need a copy of Raising Arizona, I'll mail it along with Deadspace. This movie is a must-have in any movie-collection of worth.

Originally posted by Robtard
H.I. accidentally pulls the pins while Smalls is holding him up close, this is of course after he's thoroughly thrashed H.I.

Let me know if you need a copy of Raising Arizona, I'll mail it along with Deadspace. This movie is a must-have in any movie-collection of worth.

Originally posted by Robtard
H.I. accidentally pulls the pins while Smalls is holding him up close, this is of course after he's thoroughly thrashed H.I.

Let me know if you need a copy of Raising Arizona, I'll mail it along with Deadspace. This movie is a must-have in any movie-collection of worth.

Thhhhhaaaaaaats right. Thanks for the clarifier.

I do have it, but my copy is poop quality, so actually that'd be really sweet, dude. (Grenades harmless roadside rodent in gratitude/tribute)