Big Carl
BIG CARL!!!
The biggest bestest burger ever f***ing made for 2 bucks.
AND IT IS A GREAT THAT"S WHAT SHE SAID IN EVERY WAY.
Hmm... i like the texture of the big mac in my mouth but this big carl... i can't even fit it in.
OMG it's so big and juicy and succulent and the thousand island dressing comes out when i bite!
ohhhh this feels good on my stomach....
Oh i could rub this big carl all over my face and hair and then just lick it right back off me.
Yea.... ITS A DEM BIG AND DEM CHEAP BURGER WITH DEM GOOD FOOD AND DEM GOOD JOKES.
yap. dis is what happens when you go on the boards while drunk.