Sheik vs. Tifa

Started by SuperLuigi3 pages
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Did you not just watch Sheik smash a windshield that can tank enough force to piece a planet's crust? With her FINGERS? Sheik rapes.

you must not know how fragile glass is when hit directly.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
I was just pointing out that SuperLuigi was wrong about Tifa being in only one game. I wasn't really saying that you can use feats from KH and DF in here.

one game that counts

you must not know how fragile glass is when hit directly.
Except that isn't glass. Whatever it is, it can tank a laser powerful enough to pierce a planet's crust.

THEREFORE. Sheik's fingers > Gorgon laser. 😐 Need I extraploate with an equation concerning the application of said fingers to Tifa's face?

all glass has weak points. car windows for example can withstand high impact crashes but can shatter from a pen point.

sheik wouldnt even hit tifa.

Actually, a car widnshield can't be shattered with a pen point, they're laminated. 😐 The pen might go through with enough force pehind it, but the windshield will remain intact.

It's not glass. It can tank something capable of plowing through the CRUST OF A PLANET mariofacepalm

a winshield is designed to auto crush once breached. i was talking about the windows on the door.

since when have planets surfaces been the most durable things? and shiek can crack all the windows she wants she still get trashed by tifa.

On what grounds? 😐 Sheik in SSBB can apparently teleport quickly and accurately enough to land on an arwing while it dodges a hail of lasers from the Halberd, then, while balancing on said arwing, smash it's incredibly durable windshield to smithereens, and drop back down to the halberd unharmed for tea.

This windsheild, by the way, is more durable than the crust of a planet. Which is pretty freakin' tough. You could crash a jat stocked with nukes into the thinnest area of Earth's crust and still not pierce it.

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
since when have planets surfaces been the most durable things? and shiek can crack all the windows she wants she still get trashed by tifa.

Since the point when human bombs barely scratch it. Who said anything about "most durable"?

And I love your logic.

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
since when have planets surfaces been the most durable things?
And you're supposed to be smarter than me? Lol.

Humanity's absolute strongest weapons have yet to come near achieving such a feat.

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
since when have planets surfaces been the most durable things? and shiek can crack all the windows she wants she still get trashed by tifa.

...Yeah...

the arwing withstanding a crust penetrating laser is just as much as a gameplay element as surviving andross's chews. the arwing is durable but to a point where it can survive death stars. besides, smash bros isnt supposed to make much sense. wheres ganondorf's magic? why is rayquaza so weak? how is it possible that wario can defeat ness?

sheik wins if she can pull off a light arrow

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
the arwing withstanding a crust penetrating laser is just as much as a gameplay element as surviving andross's chews. the arwing is durable but to a point where it can survive death stars. besides, smash bros isnt supposed to make much sense. wheres ganondorf's magic? why is rayquaza so weak? how is it possible that wario can defeat ness?

sheik wins if she can pull off a light arrow

Arwings regularly do such nonsense, shit, they are able to function in temperatures of 9,000 Kelvin, and have been on the surface of stars. They solo entire fleets of ships.