Do you feel some freak is peeking at you?

I was a assistant for some movie starts, I found some freaks were peeking at our stars everyday and everywhere with some kinds of spy cameras and bugs. There was a big problem for them. My job is finding the spy devices when I was working for them.

You know that is a really hard work. I must to find some special devices which i called anti-peeking devices from the market. Some of them really helped me, I can track these spy devices and find them or block them.

So I did a well job for my bosses, I worked for them for several years. But now I quited the job, because these stars go everywhere, I need sometime to be with my family.

During the work time, I found some good anti-spy devices, if you feel someone is peeking you or you want to help your star friends, we can talk together.

Okey I just write here, I am glad to know you guys.

G'day

Jolly

Fascinating, but I really doubt there's much of a market for that here...

Though you may want to give the conspiracy forum a check.

i feel like somebody's watchin me!

YAY for bots.

I say we ask about some of the devices. Who knows maybe this stuff could really help us and our star friends.

What?

Originally posted by Scythe
What?

What don't you get?

Acquire Star Friends, identify freaks who like to peek at stars (Does he mean the Paparazzi?) by cool spy devices to help neutralize the peekers.

I would liek to know more about this freak peeker neutralizer for make safety of my star friends. From what Combine technology is it derived from?

Everyone is always watching me. But I don't mind, they just want to help.

I desperately anti-peeking devices from China.

The only people remotely close to stars that I am friends with either no one cares about or are publicity whores. Then again the initial post reads like it was spoken by a Bulgarian 45 minutes after a root canal so maybe I'm wrong on this? Is this whole thread an advertisement for some stupid shit you can buy off the shelf at Radio Shack located between the RF Switch gates and the thing that lets your iphone cook English Muffins?

Originally posted by Darth Jello
The only people remotely close to stars that I am friends with either no one cares about or are publicity whores. Then again the initial post reads like it was spoken by a Bulgarian 45 minutes after a root canal so maybe I'm wrong on this? Is this whole thread an advertisement for some stupid shit you can buy off the shelf at Radio Shack located between the RF Switch gates and the thing that lets your iphone cook English Muffins?

You're not supposed to know that. Did you buy the Peeker No Peeking device from said Bulgarian?

I don't know what that is. I think this girl I dated in college had one though. Does it have Hello Kitty's face on it, light up, and vibrate?

pfft

you guys just aren't paranoid enough

Every time I walk by a mirror. I don't mind much thouhg, as the guy is devilishly handsome.

Originally posted by inimalist
pfft

you guys just aren't paranoid enough

I am too.paperbag3

Oh it's worked on me, must go out and buy some of these anti-peeking devices!!

Originally posted by Robtard
Every time I walk by a mirror. I don't mind much thouhg, as the guy is devilishly handsome.

Do you think the most attractive quality in a woman is your ability to see your reflection in her eyes?

Don't look into the mirrors!!

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Do you think the most attractive quality in a woman is your ability to see your reflection in her eyes?

That and the vagina.