packin up my game and headin out west where real woman come equipped with scripts and fake breasts. gonna buy a nest in the hills and chill like flint, buy an old drop top and find a spot to pimp because im kid rockin up and down your block...,ooooh wait, i didn't write that. That's a kid rock song. Never mind. Here i thought i struck a creative vein. I guess i was just remembering someone elses creativity. I hate it when that happens.
Let me think on this.
i dont do raps, but if you wann rap it... have at it!
VOILA!
KMC: Where Your Soul Goes to Die
KMC!!!!!!!!! Where your soul goes to die!!!
KMC!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s as fun as apple pie!!!
So many fun people
This way and that
Most of them are
Daffy as a bat!
First theres this Canadian
Named Vinny Valentine!
It's his fault I'm writing this
And thinking of pie!
My rhyming is shit!
So don't be surprised
This thing is the pits!
Next is the Welsh kid
Who's obsessed about Green Day!
We want to punch him in the jugular
With every word he says!
Then there's the mods
There's too many to name!
They "protect" us from the "nasties"
And the "flames"
And finally there's Mairuzu
The stoner extrodinare
Sometimes I wonder
If he ever leaves his chair
Well that's all I can think of
So good-bye to you all!
I promise to never
Write anymore songs!
Here's what I got, so far.
If you like it, I'll expand on it with more people and add in more insults.
The movies that kill
Vinny’s truth be ill
So shutup and chill
And listen to this thrill
From Germany he hails
He’s Confused with whales
On his dick is blood
With some butthole mud
His name is bardock, son
And he has a hun
Sarah’s her name
Underage, in shame
She really likes Japan
And wants to visit with her man
But I don’t think she can
Ain’t got no money, DAMN!
Dadudemon report!
D.D.M. for short
His jokes are about the dunny
And he thinks they are funny
But they are just retarded
And, yup, he just farted
Yo, Ushgarak be troddin’
On these forums, he be moddin’
Sendin trolls to the slamma’
With his big-ass ban hamma’
with the other mod, Lana (Cause British people end words end in an “uh” sound with an “er” sound. IT’S INTELLIGENT, DAMNIT! 😠 )