Batman vs Batman vs Batman vs Batman
All four Batmen are transported to a composite Gotham City. You have the 'real world' Gotham of Christopher Nolan's version mixed with the gothic version of Tim Burton's version, in turn also mixed with the neon gay version that Joel Schumacher beset upon us. All of them have have two weeks of prep and are all out to nail eachother. You heard me.
Keaton Batman.
While Kilmer and Clooney Batman(s) have similiar strength and durability. Keatons Batman is by far the fastest in terms of reaction time of the 4 and has similiar strength and durability to Kilmer and Clooney. Bale Batman is dead last(or first depending on how you look at it). He doesn't have the strength or durability to keep up with the others.
For those who are going to go on about how much more skilled Bale Batman is or how he's a ninja, blah, blah, etc, etc. Compare how well Bale Batman did in direct melee combat vs large groups to how well the other Batmen did. When one does it doesn't bode well for Bale Batman.
Thats with out getting into a style vs style debate. Which is all you get when you claim Bale Batman is more skilled.
Bale Batman also lacks the tech and toys of the others.
Keatons Batman also has the advantage in ruthlessness and less moral compunction. As in he's willing to use deadly force.
Baleman curled 220+ pound Neeson with one armed while holding onto dear life on an icey slope with the other; at a compromising angle. He's the strongest.
Baleman takes care of larger and deadlier mobs, both faster and more efficiently. He's the most skilled.
Baleman has a better body than those other fat asses. He's the sexiest.
Baleman has Fox to draw upon. Fox is a super-genius negro.
Baleman is a ninja. Self explanatory.
In short: Baleman > Keatonman, Kilmerman and Clooneyman. West isn't in this, for obvious reasons.
Originally posted by Robtard
Baleman curled 220+ pound Neeson with one armed while holding onto dear life on an icey slope with the other; at a compromising angle. He's the strongest.
Baleman's back was braced against the cliff. It took supreme effort on his part and it appeared Ras may have helped in the end. Keaton Batman caught Vikki Vale(who i'll be it weighs only half as much as Ras)while danggling from his finger tips and with little effort lifted her to safety. If I remember right he did some thing similiar with Catwoman. Several times he lift grown men off the ground while carring on casual conversations. He can punch threw the floor armor of the Batmobile while seated and in a horrible position to punch. He can hit guys with enough force to send them flying over the hood of a car and then some.
Kilmer Batman. Head butted threw aircraft glass.
Clooney Batman with relative ease lifted and carried Robin while he was encased in ice. It is strongley implied that he is stronger then Robin who was strong enough to hang on the side of a rocket while it was blasting into orbit.
Originally posted by Robtard
Baleman takes care of larger and deadlier mobs, both faster and more efficiently. He's the most skilled.
No he doesn't. He never engaged any group near the size of those operated by Penguin, or Mr. Freeze. At least not concentrated in one area. And definatley not in a straight fight. Keaton, Kilmer, and Clooney are the I casualy walk threw half a dozen to a dozen guys no problem type. Baleman is the I have to play hide and seek to take out 5 or 6 spread out mobsters type. Which means he is by no means more efficient, what took him minutes on the pier Keaton could have replicated in moments by landing smack dab in the middle of them and out right kicking the crap out of them. Same for Kilmer or Clooney. Hell O'Connel Robin was better against groups then(well in general) then Baleman.
Originally posted by Robtard
Baleman has a better body than those other fat asses. He's the sexiest.
Well except that Clooney was actually voted sexiest man of the year once, by I think Time Magazine(or some such). Pretty sure that is more then we can say for Bale. Not that it in any way pertains to the match at hand.
Originally posted by Robtard
Baleman has Fox to draw upon. Fox is a super-genius negro.
That's great accept that the others have appearently cut out the middle man and build their gear by themselves and their average toys are leaps and bounds better then Balemans.
Originally posted by Robtard
Baleman is a ninja. Self explanatory.
Meaning he has one dominate art and lacks the versitility of the others.
Originally posted by Robtard
In short: Baleman > Keatonman, Kilmerman and Clooneyman. West isn't in this, for obvious reasons.
No Baleman isn't. He is not as strong, fast, or durable as the others. Like I said Robin would kick his arse.