John McClane!!!

Started by Impediment16 pages

John is badass. 'Nuff said.

Seriously, though:

DH3: Could he have actually made the climactic helicopter shot with a snub nose .38 at such a range?

Yeppers, if he was a decent enough shot.

Originally posted by Impediment
John is badass. 'Nuff said.

Seriously, though:

DH3: Could he have actually made the climactic helicopter shot with a snub nose .38 at such a range?

McClane could have pointed his finger and said bang, would have had the same effect.

Or just fart in the general direction.

No silly, that would level a medium sized city, or a large one depending on the McMeal.

My zippo doesnt work.....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My zippo doesnt work.....

It's fueled by the fear-laden disbelief of genius criminals and the cry's of their henchmen after an agonizing death served ala McPain.

Nah, it was just outta fuel.

But it needs not fuel, when it has the fear-laden disbelief of genius criminals and the cry's of their henchmen after an agonizing death served ala McPain.... Its cheaper that way also, with fuel prices today...

Or McClane could just piss in it. I hear he sells his urine on the side to fuel F-22's.

Hes "just doing his job, mam." 😛

Did John ever reconcile with Holly after DH3? I still have yet to see DH4.

Nope. Holly wasnt in it.. and his daughter seems to have taken up the mantle of McClane hatred...

She was pretty tough herself, seems the apple does not fall far from the McTree.

She'd beat the piss out of Riggs' kids, thats fer sure..

Mmmmmm....I'd hit Lucy like this, like that, with a wiffel ball bat.....

Then you would become the target for McClane's vengance, as he seems the kinda guy who'd likely frown upon such an activity taking place....

Word, Nick.

Word, Rodge.

Word, Riggs.