Respect...(Insert Chuck Norris character here)

Not because of the character but because it's Chuck Norris.

http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&source=hp&q=chuck+norris&btnG=Google+Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=chuck+norris&fp=38c542da47a26377

Even google is afraid to search for Chuck Norris.

Here is a reading from the Alphabet of Manliness on Chuck Norris.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCKYlTc_EaY

Lone Wolf McQuade, FTW.

Chuck Norris' urine is canned and then sold as Red Bull.