Johnny Cage vs Rufus

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Snafu the Great Jerkass Woobie

Johnny Cage vs Rufus

Johnny Cage is in Rome working on a remake of the Bruce Lee classic Way of the Dragon, with himself playing the role of karate champion Colt (played by Chuck Norris), while Fei Long is playing Bruce Lee's title character.

Unfortunately, Rufus is also in Rome, looking for Ken (who was in Monaco with his wife), but had taken a wrong turn.

Rufus crashes the movie set inside the Colisieum, wrecking shop on the muscle in his search for Ken. Instead, he finds a pissed-off Johnny Cage. Cage himself is friends with Ken (who gave him Ryu's number when Johnny needed a karate coordinator for his flicks), and decides to kick the self-styled Kung Fu master's arse to the moon.

Ridley_Prime Smug icon slayer

Uh... awkward match is awkward, regardless of the victor.

And I remember Way of the Dragon. Haha. Classic. Wasn't that like the only movie where Chuck Norris was a bad guy and lost?

Quincy Debaser

Johnny Cage

ballbreaker = win

The Warlord Junior Member

Originally posted by Quincy
Johnny Cage

ballbreaker = win

One good cup check to the American Fat ass,and he's down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Rufus wins.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by Quincy
Johnny Cage

ballbreaker = win

That's under the assumption he can even find Rufus' ballz.

EvilAngel Over the hills
Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Chuck Norris was a bad guy and lost?

Lies 😐

😛 Yeah it was, pretty bad fight though ^^'

Ridley_Prime Smug icon slayer

Indeed. 😂

Snafu the Great Jerkass Woobie
Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Indeed. 😂

That five-hit combo Chuck did was vicious.

I-Drop Privateer

Cage knocks his head off & everybody celebrates.

Ridley_Prime Smug icon slayer

Originally posted by Snafu the Great
That five-hit combo Chuck did was vicious.

Yeah, but after that, the fight scene itself just went downhill... and I'm not sayin' that because Bruce won.

Originally posted by I-Drop
Cage knocks his head off & everybody celebrates.

Ah, I-Drop is here. The circle is now complete again. 😂

I-Drop Privateer

😂

Quincy Debaser
Originally posted by NemeBro
That's under the assumption he can even find Rufus' ballz.

Rufus is one big ball

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by I-Drop
Cage knocks his head off & everybody celebrates.
LEAVE NAO!

JOHNNY CAGE IS A HOMO!!!

Quincy Debaser

Originally posted by NemeBro
LEAVE NAO!

JOHNNY CAGE IS A HOMO!!!

Incorrect

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

No, he was correct.

NemeBro Senior Member

Johnny Cage sucks ballz man.

I-Drop Privateer

Nah. He's cool and doesn't suck anything. The original MK only had one character that sucks & it wasn't Cage. Rufus on the other hand.......

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Rufus on the other hand is ****ing amazing.

I-Drop Privateer

😂 I'm amazed @just how much he ****ing sucks. I love SF to death, but Rufus is a waste