Squirrel Girl vs FP Tyrant

Ok folks this thread is not meant to be serious I'm really bored at work. Here's the scenario... Galactus mistakenly repowers Tyrant back to his original levels and this time fails to stop his reign of terror. Tyrant is cutting a swath of terror through the universe and masacres all of the heroes and villains of 616. Squirrel Girl confronts Tyrant in the farthest corner of the universe to try and stop him. Squirrel Girl must defeat Tyrant or all hope is lost. SG is backed my monkey joe and tippy toes... Who wins.

Monkey Joe AND Tippy Toe?
With just 1 of them it'd be stalemate. With 2 of them, Squirrel Girl wins.

No way Tyrant, full power or not, is standing up to SG`s squirrel like agility!

It doesn't matter which Tyrant, Squirrel Girl wins.

Did I make this spite adding Tippy Toe?

With help or not, Tyrant is screwed. Adding Tippy Toe is just a ridiculous overkill.

Squirrel Girl never loses. She is the Anti-Life.

Well, it is arguable that SG probably fought an average Galactus.
The result probably wouldn't be the same if she fought a Galactus who has recently consumed a planet

Who is the most powerful being this SG has beaten?

TOAA. And it happened completely off-panel, because Squirrel Girl can come to our world at will.

Yea TOAA is SG`s bit*h

Originally posted by Survivor19
TOAA. And it happened completely off-panel, because Squirrel Girl can come to our world at will.

Was this a joke or was it really mentioned in a comic once? If yes can you tell me the Issue number and the series?

When did Doreen fight Galactus outside of a letters page?

SG fought Galactus?
what was the result??

She has no loses on her record.

Originally posted by iceman24567
She has no loses on her record.

Monkey Joe died once didn`t he?

Originally posted by iceman24567
She has no loses on her record.

she isn't cannon right?

Was this a joke or was it really mentioned in a comic once?

Originally posted by galactusischere
she isn't cannon right?

She absolutely is. She's in the Great Lakes Avengers. All her wins are canon too.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
She absolutely is. She's in the Great Lakes Avengers. All her wins are cannon too.