Hail to the King ! - Respect Ash Williams

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Hail to the King ! - Respect Ash Williams

RESPECT ASH WILLIAMS (THE PROMISED ONE)

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This HAD to be done, and nobody else was doing it.

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Ash going to work:

YouTube video

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Quotes:

"Groovy" [upon gaining the chain saw /Gautlet in place of his lost right hand]

Henrietta: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: [Aims shotgun at Henrietta's face] Swallow this.

"All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! "

"Yo, she-b*tch... let's go!"

Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red, Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northland and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well, hello, Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you, pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town.

Possessed S-mart Shopper: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Come get some.
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Alrighty you primative screw heads, you all know Ash deserves respect -- so give it.

Please post photo's, quotes and videos of Ash slaying deadites.

EPIC PWN.

If I had a sister, I'd let Ash **** her any which way he pleased. Respect.

haermm

I didn't even see this damn thread. Much love and respect to The King.

Some songs from the musical version of Evil Dead. I saw it a while back. It was pretty gangsta. Especially the music. Screw RENT. The Evil Dead Musical is the shit!

YouTube video

Gotta love Ash!

[Sheila wants to apologize to Ash]
Ash: "First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow."

Arthur: "Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?"
Ash: "Nope. Just me baby... Just me."

There's not enough respect here for the Chin God!

Ash teach peeps from the past the way of the badass:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAVSMg380qA&feature=related

The single best movie ending ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPdboqzvzoE

And the Alternate Ending to Army Of Darkness

YouTube video