Would you rather be the Thing or yourself?

Started by Droopy3 pages

Myself cuz the govt would capture me and it would be hard to get laid

with my current gf... She wants it more than me...like wakes me up in the middle of the night every other night for the las five years by pretending I'm a lollipop.... Can I wait til I'm like fifty and my dingy falls off to become thing?

If I was with my first fianc茅 I'd goose to be the thing cause during those three years anyways I thought sex was overrated...

Thing does get stronger as he gets older.

all the people that talk too much about sex never had any ....FACT

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