who are the biggest losers when not in uniform ?

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who are the biggest losers when not in uniform ?

i say clark kent and parker are the biggest losers when not in uniform.

clark is always clumsy and knocks over crap or bumps into people.

parker always lets his friends down to go hang out and do stuff. yeah i know the reason for that but still he should take a break for once.

r0nm0n88 Senior Member

captain marvel JR. im sorry but he cant walk

-Pr- Hey Yo!

Originally posted by chomperx9
i say clark kent and parker are the biggest losers when not in uniform.

clark is always clumsy and knocks over crap or bumps into people.

parker always lets his friends down to go hang out and do stuff. yeah i know the reason for that but still he should take a break for once.

Clark Kent is:

A bestselling author.
A pulitzer prize winner.
married to a woman that at one point was the most eligible in metropolis.
considered one of the best journalists in the world.

Starscream M Senior Member

Originally posted by -Pr-
Clark Kent is:

A bestselling author.
A pulitzer prize winner.
married to a woman that at one point was the most eligible in metropolis.
considered one of the best journalists in the world.

yeah, clark is pretty damn successful by any means

he's also tall and goodlucking so that doesn't hurt either

chomperx9 Restricted

Originally posted by -Pr-
Clark Kent is:

A bestselling author.
A pulitzer prize winner.
married to a woman that at one point was the most eligible in metropolis.
considered one of the best journalists in the world.

lois lane beats clark at journalism

-Pr- Hey Yo!
Originally posted by chomperx9
lois lane beats clark at journalism

half the time because he lets her.

the other half, he's being superman and doesnt have time to write stories.

chomperx9 Restricted

Originally posted by -Pr-
half the time because he lets her.

the other half, he's being superman and doesnt have time to write stories.

thats my point. she does most of the stories for superman.

parker does it himself atleast

Mshinu Star for a Brain

Earthworm Jim. Without the suit he is just a normal worm

Spawn. Just a rotting corpse of necroplasm

He-man. Prince Adam is a total looser

Omega Vision Face Flowed Into Her Eyes

Originally posted by -Pr-
Clark Kent is:

A bestselling author.
A pulitzer prize winner.
married to a woman that at one point was the most eligible in metropolis.
considered one of the best journalists in the world.


Plus unlike Parker who's considered a skinny nerd most of the time Clark Kent explains his godly physique by telling people he was a football star in High School, one that never went out of shape, even in his mid thirties which would be a damn fine accomplishment. He's just a bit of a klutz as far as most people are concerned but his fellow Daily Planet coworkers think of him as a cool guy and Cat Grant is pretty miffed that he never looks below her neck, its pretty obvious she has a thing for him. Hell even Lex Luthor respects Clark Kent for his journalism.

DarkOdin Senior Member

Originally posted by Mshinu
Earthworm Jim. Without the suit he is just a normal worm

Spawn. Just a rotting corpse of necroplasm

He-man. Prince Adam is a total looser

😆

KingD19 Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong

Mac Gargan.
Sentry

Omega Vision Face Flowed Into Her Eyes

Yep Bob Reynolds is pretty lame, he only became the Sentry because he thought drinking the serum would make him high.

The Heap Senior Member

Originally posted by Mshinu
Earthworm Jim. Without the suit he is just a normal worm

Spawn. Just a rotting corpse of necroplasm

He-man. Prince Adam is a total looser

Earthworm Jim? Agreed.

Spawn is a God. 😐

And Prince Adam is likely to one day become King of Eternia.

As for losers, I'd say The Thing in the sense that he doesn't even want to be Thing, but has to anyways.

chomperx9 Restricted

i agree with captain marvel. when hes not in uniform hes just a kid. seal his mouth and you can take him out

Parmaniac Evincar of KMC

Nite Owl

Sentry is an idiot even in uniform...

Omega Vision Face Flowed Into Her Eyes

Originally posted by chomperx9
i agree with captain marvel. when hes not in uniform hes just a kid. seal his mouth and you can take him out

Then again he's also a kid who was a successful radio reporter (somehow) and regularly called out adult superheroes if they acted out. Plus his teacher wanted to get in his pants (technically his adult alter-ego's pants but the fact remains she wanted to get in his pants).

DarkOdin Senior Member

Originally posted by The Heap

Spawn is a God. 😐

i thought he gave that all up and was back to being a regualr hell spawn????

Doctor-Alvis Post-Crisis Balki

Originally posted by The Heap
Earthworm Jim? Agreed.

Spawn is a God. 😐

And Prince Adam is likely to one day become King of Eternia.

As for losers, I'd say The Thing in the sense that he doesn't even want to be Thing, but has to anyways.


Thing has more going for him than most people. Sure, he's oogly, but he's also an astronaut.

Mshinu Star for a Brain
Originally posted by The Heap
And Prince Adam is likely to one day become King of Eternia.

Sure he is and probably a good king too. However meanwhile he plays the role of a totall ass who is regarded a failure by both his father, his teachers and just about everyone else.

Anyway that was the case in the mid 80`s.. last time I picked up a Masters of the Universe comic 😮

KingD19 Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong
Originally posted by Omega Vision
Then again he's also a kid who was a successful radio reporter (somehow) and regularly called out adult superheroes if they acted out. Plus his teacher wanted to get in his pants (technically his adult alter-ego's pants but the fact remains she wanted to get in his pants).

They meant Captain Marvel Jr. The one whose crippled without his powers.

And yeah, current Spawn is no longer a god, his magic counter is at 0009 right now.