What is the government hiding?

Started by Darth Jello3 pages

Well, it's not a secret that they collect the president's turds.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Well, it's not a secret that they collect the president's turds.

Well, that makes sense, there are so many, after all. 😄

I'm sure Governments hide many things from their people, especially if it's technology related. This topic makes me wonder whether or not the idea of a New World Order is true.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Well, it's not a secret that they collect the president's turds.

what?

i can answer some government secrets for you guys. but it may not be as fantastical as some might think. 😉

read my previous post.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
what?

i can answer some government secrets for you guys. but it may not be as fantastical as some might think. 😉

*black opps assassins are closing in on Wild Shadow's house.*

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
*black opps assassins are closing in on Wild Shadow's house.*

in real life they be middle age around the late 30's and 40's out of shape and would have had prior service "maybe" i stretch that part might have blk ops training minimum of prior service. they would have nigerian simbarbway contracted to help support their mission as well.

i am sure i would spot them. sure as hell they aint walking down the street without me noticing them.

i could probably catch them off guard if i wave and say jumbo with a big smile causing them to react and repeat the same act and repeat jumbo and drop their wpns as they wave.

Re: What is the government hiding?

Originally posted by allofyousuckkk
What is the government hiding?

-Aliens
-megan foxx's real identity
-the fact that google is systematicallly destroying the world one economy at a time
-over 70% of your mom's fat. The unenlightened people call it texas.
-Richard Simmon's true identity as the subject of the song mr. Robato by stix.
-The nude pic of emma watson on google images
-The next Duke nukem game. IT was so good they couldn't release it so they had them remake it for 4 more years so that it was shit then rereleased it.
-the fact that economists are nothing more than glorified bank-tellers.
-the fact that the government is all aliens.
-god's existence. He just hasn't been seen for 2000 years because he's at your mom's house and yes, he can last that long.
-the fact that god has kept your mom alive for 2000 years.
-the fact that you are god's second son. Yea, you are a bit of a black sheep.
-String theory is true.

Just to name a few.

Re: Re: What is the government hiding?

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What about that the colonists have won their civil war against the faceless rebels and will release purity onto the world on 12/20/2012 and begin colonization of the planet with the help of their second syndicate, the one made up completely of super-soldiers?

Everyone, invest in magnetite futures, buy magnetite to line your home, buy a spike stiletto if you can, sew your face holes shut!!!

The government is probably hiding the fact that the world won't end in 2012. They probably want the lulz seeing everyone freaking out first before giving the news because even though they don't look like it, the government actually has a sense of humor.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
And no, this post was only half-feces-tious. There really is a secret service agent who's doodie is to collect commander in chief crap.

lol

This post was full of "lulz". 😄

Well, people trusted with really important secrets in the military and so on are given much stricter consequences than being blacklisted and going to jail...

they aren't normal people who gossip lol, theyre job obviously proves them competent when it comes to keeping their mouths shut

So what's the penalty for pocketing one of Obama's turds?

yeah, b/c 18-mid 20's can be trusted. i know i couldnt not if it violated my core military beliefs. matter of fact i ratted out one of my warrant officers. 😇

What the government doesn't want you to know is that they sent an American agent to Europe to search for the President's daughter who was kidnapped by a secret cult.

"What´s the government not hiding?" would be a more revealing question

I love it when the government hides or secretive about things they don't need to be secretive about. I can't think of things on top of my head, but I recall the Bush administration and at least several other presidencies keeping things secretive that literally no one would care about and would have no bearing on anyone.

Based on what I've read, many military programs were kept secret mainly because they were a waste of money and stupid failures, like dosing people with acid to try to make psychic assassins, creating a "gay bomb", etc. Not as stupid as some of the stuff the Russians did like trying to make ape-human hybrid soldiers by getting prostitutes to have sex with apes or experimenting with head transplants. I think reform here would involve somehow getting congress and the military to stop funding projects that fall under the categories of pseudoscience and arch-villainy. Hell, on average they spend at least a million dollars a year funding what are essentially perpetual motion experiments.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
i find it hard to believe our government is competent enough to keep a secret.

if any secret can be kept it more then likely comes from a large corporate conglomerate working in conjunction with the government military on the more secretive aspect.

i highly doubt military personal can keep quiet and not gossip about amazing secrets and what not afterall they are just regular ppl.

hell, not like anyone has to actually be scared of anything not like you can be taken to court and blk listed for telling ppl about some special blk ops stealth craft that is being worked on that might be extra terrestrial in origin.

i mean who would belief that? military cant just take you out and shoot you their be records from bullet count wpn being issued from armory, reason for request or exercise. too many ppl would have to approve forms and request. family would need to be informed. military legal office would be involved NCIS as well.

hell they couldnt even keep me from talking when i talked about a military video showing a couple being killed in the back of a car having sex and the blk ops pilots exchanging comments about it to command and requesting to allow the guy to finish having sex before they open fire on him and the woman.

once t the guy finished they open fire with a 50 cal wpn from their blk hawk. saw it all in Night vision cam. i was disgusted but blatant illegal action against our code of conduct of war that was allowed to occur. but was also semi amused by the military bander.

i mean not like the military is going to challenge my claim that i violated some gag order that was placed to cover an illegal ops. i mean they be morons to take me to court and confirm it let alone bring the video wth them.

as I already talked about, the government has made a living for years on keeping secrets from the people and the population of the world.secret covert activities the CIA were involved in against other countries of the world where there were hundreds of soldiers involved,were kept secret from the american people for over 40 years from the american people like when they instigated a secret covert war against indonisians murdering thousands for another fake and phony war of theirs so all these big us corporations could profit from it.

The CIA operates the same way the third reich did,they are just as evil an organization and they along with the FBI,need to be abolished.the world would be much better off without those evil and out of control organizations.

that was kept a secret from the american people for over 40 years till congress found out about it in the 90's through the freedom of information act and discovered documentation on those events.

Originally posted by The Heap
I'm sure Governments hide many things from their people, especially if it's technology related. This topic makes me wonder whether or not the idea of a New World Order is true.

yes they do and THATS why its a bad idea.they never tell the truth about their REAL agendas.when you got those bastard presidents Clinton and Bush both saying we need a new world order.that should be a red flag to people that its a bad thing.