a lightsaber runs the gauntlet · Star Wars Versus Forum

Slash_KMC Retired Helper

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f86/t517728.html
funny

It's not closed yet? I love how these rules are getting enforced on us. No wait...

Jinsoku Takai CIT Network Technician

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f86/t517728.html
funny

Damnit! He got ya there Slash. What in the blue balled hell is going on here?

Slash_KMC Retired Helper

Originally posted by Jinsoku Takai
Damnit! He got ya there Slash. What in the blue balled hell is going on here?

Yes, oh my god he did!!!

Except that my thread was a parody of how threads like this (with characters and stuff outside of Star Wars) didn't get closed, you want proof: Source.

Hewhoknowsall Restricted

OK guys: if you want to be picky over the rules (that many of you break), we'll remove the ones involving Superman and Adamantium.

Now...what about the others?

mattatom UNSC's finest.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
OK guys: if you want to be picky over the rules (that many of you break), we'll remove the ones involving Superman and Adamantium.
Now...what about the others?

1. medieval plate armor- Clear
2. stormtrooper armor -Clear
3. modern tank armor -Clear
4. a droideka's force shield- They gotta run outta battery eventually? -Clear
5. AAT armor - Clear
6. beskar -Nope
7. cortosis (can reactivate if lightsaber shorts out after shortage is over) - Clear
8. AT-AT armor -Clear
9. Imperial Star Destroyer's hull -No idea what it's armour is made off, i'm assuming durasteel so- Clear(Eventually)
10. Imperial Star Destroyer's hull/w shields -I doubt it
11. Sun Crusher's armor- I doubt it.

15. Another lightsaber BLADE- ISn't that physically impossible? Plus that's one wide blade.

Hewhoknowsall Restricted

Originally posted by mattatom
1. medieval plate armor- Clear
2. stormtrooper armor -Clear
3. modern tank armor -Clear
4. a droideka's force shield- They gotta run outta battery eventually? -Clear
5. AAT armor - Clear
6. beskar -Nope
7. cortosis (can reactivate if lightsaber shorts out after shortage is over) - Clear
8. AT-AT armor -Clear
9. Imperial Star Destroyer's hull -No idea what it's armour is made off, i'm assuming durasteel so- Clear(Eventually)
10. Imperial Star Destroyer's hull/w shields -I doubt it
11. Sun Crusher's armor- I doubt it.
15. Another lightsaber BLADE- ISn't that physically impossible? Plus that's one wide blade.

thank you!

Also, I was asking how long/how much effort would be required to clear each one, if at all possible.

It would clear Beskar after a while...

Jamefril Member

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
Well, if Revan was using a lightsaber he would complete the gauntlet. Yes, he would even be able to cut 5 feet through another lightsaber.

I agree.

mattatom UNSC's finest.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
thank you!
Also, I was asking how long/how much effort would be required to clear each one, if at all possible.
It would clear Beskar after a while...

I will agree to your request.
1-5 Hot Knife through butter-Nearly impossible

1. medieval plate armor- Clear-1
2. stormtrooper armor -Clear-1
3. modern tank armor -Clear-1
4. a droideka's force shield- They gotta run outta battery eventually? -Clear -2
5. AAT armor - Clear-1
6. beskar -Clear-4
7. cortosis (can reactivate if lightsaber shorts out after shortage is over) - Clear -4
8. AT-AT armor -Clear -1
9. Imperial Star Destroyer's hull -No idea what it's armour is made off, i'm assuming durasteel so- Clear(Eventually) -4
10. Imperial Star Destroyer's hull/w shields -I doubt it-5
11. Sun Crusher's armor- I doubt it. -5.1

15. Another lightsaber BLADE- ISn't that physically impossible? Plus that's one wide blade. -

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
Well, if Revan was using a lightsaber he would complete the gauntlet. Yes, he would even be able to cut 5 feet through another lightsaber.

Unlikely. Slash your fanboyism of Revan is bordering on fanwankery, your following in Neb's shoes. Yeah, I said it.

Slash_KMC Retired Helper

Originally posted by mattatom
Unlikely. Slash your fanboyism of Revan is bordering on fanwankery, your following in Neb's shoes. Yeah, I said it.

No, Revan is actually that good. Your fanboyism of Bandon though, is on an entire new level of suicidal fanwankery.

And Neb's shoes are okay, he never wears shoes barefooted, always uses socks. Get it? Socks, Neb? If anyone doesn't think that's funny, they're stupid.

mattatom UNSC's finest.

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
No, Revan is actually that good. Your fanboyism of Bandon though, is on an entire new level of suicidal fanwankery.
And Neb's shoes are okay, he never wears shoes barefooted, always uses socks. Get it? Socks, Neb? If anyone doesn't think that's funny, they're stupid.

I have no fanboyism of Bandon. I never have. Prove otherwise. That's funny to the degree of stupidity. Therefore you are stupid and by your own statement. Whoever doesn't find it funny is stupid, and due to it being "funny to the degree of stupidity" anyone who finds it funny is stupid as well.

Red Nemesis The Blind Critic

Slash I dnt ndrstnd.wt r u tlkn bt? r u bn brtsh nao?

Slash_KMC Retired Helper

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
Slash I dnt ndrstnd.wt r u tlkn bt? r u bn brtsh nao?

Bloody hell, are you saying I wasn't being British before? And I tried so hard, didn't you hear my accent?

Darth_Glentract The Truest Sith Lord

1. medieval plate armor - easy
2. stormtrooper armor - easy
3. modern tank armor - yes
4. a droideka's force shield - yes
5. AAT armor - also yes
6. beskar - might take a few hours or days
7. cortosis (can reactivate if lightsaber shorts out after shortage is over) - depends on how fast it shorts out. hours to months or years
8. AT-AT armor - the actual armored part, not the underbelly, probably a few minutes.
9. Imperial Star Destroyer's hull - few minutes.
10. Imperial Star Destroyer's hull/w shields - never.
11. Sun Crusher's armor - never.
12. Superman - never.
13. Secondary Adamantium - no idea.
14. Primary Adamantium - never?
15. Another lightsaber BLADE - never.

RazorMesias Senior Member

Welelelelel!! versus forums has changed the last time i came here.

Hewhoknowsall Restricted

Originally posted by Darth_Glentract
1. medieval plate armor - easy
2. stormtrooper armor - easy
3. modern tank armor - yes
4. a droideka's force shield - yes
5. AAT armor - also yes
6. beskar - might take a few hours or days
7. cortosis (can reactivate if lightsaber shorts out after shortage is over) - depends on how fast it shorts out. hours to months or years
8. AT-AT armor - the actual armored part, not the underbelly, probably a few minutes.
9. Imperial Star Destroyer's hull - few minutes.
10. Imperial Star Destroyer's hull/w shields - never.
11. Sun Crusher's armor - never.
12. Superman - never.
13. Secondary Adamantium - no idea.
14. Primary Adamantium - never?
15. Another lightsaber BLADE - never.

Nice picks, but I'd say that a lightsaber could cut through beskar in less than a few hours. I mean, doesn't a single strike still leave at least a scorch mark?

mattatom UNSC's finest.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Nice picks, but I'd say that a lightsaber could cut through beskar in less than a few hours. I mean, doesn't a single strike still leave at least a scorch mark?

Scroll up to my second one after I complied, I said it could be done 🙂

Darth_Glentract The Truest Sith Lord

Yeah, but five feet its a whole lot to cut through.

mattatom UNSC's finest.

Originally posted by Darth_Glentract
Yeah, but five feet its a whole lot to cut through.

Oh damn I forgot that, It's possible depends who's holding the lightsaber. FOTJ Luke? A padawan? Grievous? Who can hit quicker/harder.

Hewhoknowsall Restricted

Originally posted by mattatom
Oh damn I forgot that, It's possible depends who's holding the lightsaber. FOTJ Luke? A padawan? Grievous? Who can hit quicker/harder.

I said Luke in the OP.

mattatom UNSC's finest.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
I said Luke in the OP.

Forgot in that case, less than a day.