Riggs/McClane versus Martin/Chelios...

Started by Sadako of Girth3 pages

Im saying, that he doesnt have to be.
But maybe, in his own brutal way...
Tell you the truth though, Im only familiar with Chelios.

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Oh the transporter guy?

Id be more worried about being bummed to death, were I Riggs and McClane...

Victory by bummage.

Sadako concedes

LOL

Nahhhhh McClane's alterego Butch Coolidge escaped rape in Pulp Fiction. Which is close enough.

But if such a brutal, horrific bumming were to be possible it could have lead to McClane commiting suicide later on though.

But Since that would result in McClane death, He probably wouldnt allow himself to be rectally violated in such a fashion.....
Hed probably use Riggs arse like a chaff flare, escaping/fighting once team Statham are engaged in pushing Rigg's shit in.

Here's how I see it going down.....

McClane is getting the shit beat outta him by Martin. He goes down, hard. Riggs is going toe to toe with Chelios, neither able to gain the upper hand. Riggs swings, Chelios ducks, and POP, Riggs shoulder is dislocated.

Riggs backs away and screams in pain, then starts pounding the wall with his shoulder, trying to relocate it.

Martin and Chelios are all WTF, taking their attention off McClane as Riggs pounds away on the wall.

McClane gets to his feet, grabs a fire extinguisher off the wall, clocks them on the back of the head, KOing them.

McClane walks over, relocates Riggs's shoulder, and they stroll away doing Three Stooges impressions.

BONG 😱

Here's what actually happens.

McClane gets the shit beat out of him by Martin. He goes down. Hard. Martin goes over and beats the shit out of Riggs.

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Originally posted by Quincy
Here's what actually happens.

McClane gets the shit beat out of him by Martin. He goes down. Hard. Martin goes over and beats the shit out of Riggs.

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That's more realistic.

Originally posted by Quincy
Here's what actually happens.

McClane gets the shit sucked out of him by Martin who goes down. Hard. Martin goes over and beats the shit out of Riggs.

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Fixed.

Ew.

But basically McClane wins.