Spider-Man vs. Alice

Peter Parker hears about Raccoon City getting nuked because of a viral outbreak and also hears that an unknown terrorist is in New York with the same virus. As Spider-Man, he fast travels everywhere in New York to find out who. Meanwhile, Alice walks around and finds a strange hooded man. She jumps him and knocks him out. She grabs a jar filled with T-Virus out of his pocket and walks away. Spider-Man sees this and lands right next to her. "Sorry toots but I think you should hand that over so it can be taken the right people." "Sorry but I don't trust you with this. Outta my way." "Y'know I have rule about not hitting girls but if you're gonna make this difficult, I have no choice but to use f--" Alice cuts him off by giving him a roundhouse kick. Spider-Man lands on his back on a car. "Okay, now you asked for it lady."

Will the wall crawler succeed or will Alice kick his ass?

Alice has two SMG's, a Desert Eagle, and shotgun.

Does Alice have guns?

yes

Then she makes swiss spider cheese.

Not ike guns would help at all, since you know, spider-sense...

Alice is no ordinary human, she has uber reflexes and shit.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Alice is no ordinary human, she has uber reflexes and shit.

And clearly, Spider-man doesn't have any of these.

tough match but i think "spider sense" trumps alice

Never said he didn't.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
tough match but i think "spider sense" trumps alice

That and webbing.

Spider-Man wrecks

Originally posted by Robtard
That and webbing.

Yeah you are right. They are a huge factor. Spider Man has never had to fight people wielding guns. It's a toss-up for sure!

Wait, so Alice roundhouses him, he lands on his back and says "Okay, now you asked for it lady."......More than enough time for her to draw her machine pistols and unload on him.

Doesn't matter one bit, because along with reflexes, webbing, agility, strength far greater than anything Alice has shown, Spidey has almost precog spider-sense. Alice is mulch.

You saying that in the time it takes to kick him, him flying through the air, landing on the car and saying that shit, she won't have the time to draw and cut him to pieces?

If it's a face off, like him coming at her full speed, yeah, advantage Spidey, but in the OP scenario, he's a goner.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You saying that in the time it takes to kick him, him flying through the air, landing on the car and saying that shit, she won't have the time to draw and cut him to pieces?

If it's a face off, like him coming at her full speed, yeah, advantage Spidey, but in the OP scenario, he's a goner.

Well by that defenition, then Alice can destroy anyone, right? The opening post isn't the best, however it wasn't stated that she unloads on him the minute he finishes his sentence, who's to say he isn't getting up right when he's saying it? Works either way, so there's no way in hell she guns him down, since he blurts out the whole sentence. It would be stupid to say think he said all that while still just lying on his back. Sounds like wishful thinking on your end.

Originally posted by Scythe
Well by that defenition, then Alice can destroy anyone, right? The opening post isn't the best, however it wasn't stated that she unloads on him the minute he finishes his sentence, who's to say he isn't getting up right when he's saying it? Works either way, so there's no way in hell she guns him down, since he blurts out the whole sentence. It would be stupid to say think he said all that while still just lying on his back. Sounds like wishful thinking on your end.

Her best option in a realistic scenario is to flip away and shoot on the fly, hoping to hit him.

That all depends. You can think that, sure, no problem. However, I see it in Spidey's best interest to get up while he's replying to Alice, in which case, he'd be ready...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wait, so Alice roundhouses him, he lands on his back and says "Okay, now you asked for it lady."......More than enough time for her to draw her machine pistols and unload on him.

I was just trying to find a reason why they should fight eachother. Don't take the roundhouse kicking thing serious here.