Captain America lectures villain gauntlet

This is Steve Rodgers Cap at his most patriotic and inspirational.
The below villains are all strapped down with no way to move or escape and have gags which prevent them from speaking. Unfortunately their ears are uncovered.
Cap then proceeds to lecture them about American ideals and community spirit and why things were so much better before the Cell phone was invented.
Who lasts the longest before going insane and trying to bite his/her own ears off?

Lex Luthor
Lobo
Dr. Doom
Thanos
Darkseid
Mongul
Two Face
Riddler
Cheetah
Bullseye
Deathstroke
Zoom
Kingpin
Scarecrow
R'as Al Ghul

Dr. Doom turns off his audio receptors in his mask and takes a nap. Steve never knows and continues his lecture.

I'd love to see this happen.

Well, here's what I think:
Doom dose exactly what Redhotrash said
Darkseid, R'as Al Ghul, and Thanos bide their time
Luthor, Scarecrow, and Kingpin pretend to give a s---
Lobo, Mongul, Deathstroke, Cheetah, and Zoom are the first to go nuts
Bullseye and Two-Face go nuts but not as quickly
Riddler sees the light

Thanos cracks pretty easily, the rest vary depending upon their mood.

A hilarious image came to mind of the Riddler getting brainwashed by Steve's speech.
Riddler (In a trance): Must find Mom, play Baseball, and bake Apple Pie!

Bump, this is genius.

Originally posted by DarthDaniel1001
I'd love to see this happen.

Well, here's what I think:
Doom dose exactly what Redhotrash said
Darkseid, R'as Al Ghul, and Thanos bide their time
Luthor, Scarecrow, and Kingpin pretend to give a s---
Lobo, Mongul, Deathstroke, Cheetah, and Zoom are the first to go nuts
Bullseye and Two-Face go nuts but not as quickly
Riddler sees the light

Originally posted by iceman24567
Lobo is already nuts so are half of the people in this thread 😱

Oh my mistake he's just a sociopath 😬

Originally posted by iceman24567
Oh my mistake he's just a sociopath 😬

Two Face lasts the longest only due to his duality. The rest submit to Cap's sonning within seconds.

LOL he would be calling them all son even though some of them are way older than him.

Bullseye impales Cap's throat with one of his own fingernails.

If Ult. Hawkeye could do it, 616 Bullseye can do it, too.

Cheetah, Zoom and the Riddler eventually go insane with a small chanse of becomming productive moral upstanding members of society

The rest are just bored or pissed off respectively

Thanos mind rapes Steve.
Darkseid can comeup with something to vaporize Steve.

Originally posted by The Nuul
Thanos mind rapes Steve.
Darkseid can comeup with something to vaporize Steve.

Actually, there is one way the villains could escape. As I said, Luthor and Scarecrow pretend to see the light, Cap releases them and they kill him.

Originally posted by DarthDaniel1001
Actually, there is one way the villains could escape. As I said, Luthor and Scarecrow pretend to see the light, Cap releases them and they kill him.

😆 😆 😆
Nice.

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